Mud
I woke up thinking about mud today. Nothing really surprising there, as I have thought a lot about mud since moving to Norfolk in 2012, and getting a dog. I even wrote a short blog post about mud, in January 2016. It features in my life a great deal, more than I ever imagined something like that would.
When you have spent most of your life in a city like London, mud is rarely an issue. It is something you almost never see to be honest, unless you have a very large garden, or go out of your way to leave the city, and go somewhere muddy. But why would I have ever done that?
In Beetley, my encounters with mud are daily, at least for six months of each year. A result of frequent heavy rain, melted snow, or the overflowing small river having burst its banks. I have become an expert on mud of all kinds, as well as coming to dread the mud, and often hate it too. I am told that one reason it is so bad, is that it is rarely cold enough for long enough to freeze the mud around here. Even after nights when the temperature has dropped to -5, a short burst of morning sunlight is guaranteed to melt just enough mud to make my walks treacherous, as well as unpleasant.
Cows don’t help either. When the small herd was kept on Hoe Rough for a few months, they left behind hoof-prints and breaks in the soil that soon filled with rain, turning into mini-mud pools overnight. Though the cows are long gone, replaced by less mud-inducing sheep, those holes and ruts are still there, and still full of mud. I also discovered that there are many types of mud. On the harder soil, slippery mud lays on the surface, resembling the shiny chocolate Ganache beloved of modern bakers. Walk on this at your peril, as it is as slippery as the surface of an ice rink.
Mud also dwells beneath what appear to be tufts of grass. They look solid enough to walk on, but the mud is waiting below, to suck the boots off of the feet of any unwary walkers. There is more obvious mud of course. The eight-inch thick stuff accumulated on the main paths, often turned into what looks like black soup, after more heavy rain. I would not usually choose to walk through that, but often a thick tangle of brambles either side gives me no other choice. Ollie is untroubled by mud of course. His light weight and delicate paws rarely break the surface, and he is oblivious to the wetter pools, splashing them over me, as he runs ahead.
I have tried various different types of boots to make walking in the mud bearable. My first sort were not up to the job. Lighter, thinner soles made them work like ice skates, and I had to resort to a large stick, just to stay upright. After trying some heavy-duty boots, I have finally settled on neoprene-lined knee-length boots, with soles almost as thick and rugged as tractor tyres. Even with such specialised and expensive footwear, I am unable to avoid the main problem, as I still have to actually walk in them. They disappear into the mud with each step, requiring considerable effort to lift my leg each time to continue my walk. It is like walking in weighted deep-sea diver’s boots.
This means the walks only get me half as far, in the same two hours or more, with Ollie constantly running ahead, then looking back to see why I am not keeping up. It is also more tiring to walk in mud of course, so I return feeling worn out most days at this time of year. The sun has been bright so far this morning, which means I can anticipate more mud when I take Ollie out later.
I doubt you ever think much about mud, and rightly so.
I don’t blame you at all.
I found your descriptions of mud fascinating, Pete. When you live in a horrible hot and dry country like I do, mud sounds wonderful as it comes with rain.
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I saw a news report about the lack of rain in SA, and the joy that it had rained in Capetown.
You can have all of my mud though, with pleasure. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Thanks very much, Michael.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Little O is drawn to mud like a moth to a flame.
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I could find him plenty of ‘good mud’ round here, Abbi! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Mud is rather uncommon here in the Mojave Desert, but we’ve experienced it on trails at Clark County Wetlands Park after a rare downpour.
One or our more interesting experiences was on Soda Dry Lake in Zzyzx, California. This is a “salt flat,” but saturated mud lurks under the parched crack-networked surface. Having ventured into one area of the dry lake, we both broke the surface and sank a foot deep! We then struggled to counteract the suction, like flies trying to disengage themselves from a spider’s web. As for me, when I pulled my legs out, with great effort, I found that my shoes had stayed under! So I had to reach down in the deep holes to pull them out. I put them back on, but once we arrived back at the road where we’d parked, there was so much mud clinging to my shoes that I had to drive to the visitor’s center in bare feet (otherwise, my shoes would have slipped off the pedals). We washed our shoes at a drinking fountain/water faucet station, and sat around waiting for the desert sun to dry them out (at least a little). Moral of the story: Don’t get suckered into thinking a dry lake is either solid or dry.
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That reminds me of those wartime desert films, where soldiers get sucked into sand. There are no salt flats here, but if I ever see any, I will carry my shoes over them. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Your walks through mud must double as exercise. Yes, it must be unpleasant at best. At least it’s not ice. Best to you, Pete.
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We are spared the worst of the ice indeed. 🙂
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That’s a good thing!
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Goodness-another laugh at your expense-I was fine til the last paragraph!
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I don’t mind laughs at my expense, Michele. As long as you are laughing. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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awwh-you are a great work!
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Well here there is even a season between winter and spring called mud. People have mud rooms, mud mats and most important of all devices to clean the mud off of boots before coming into the house. I spent a long time on the phone a couple of years ago to pick out a heavy boot cleaning stand which really works. It even allows you to reorder brushes(which of course we have had to do.)
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I leave mine in an outside shed, Elizabeth. I have a boot-puller to get them off, but don’t bother to wash them, other than a dip in the river. 🙂
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My husband wears boots that lace up and he wears them on into the house. Hence the boot scraper.
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I know mud very well, Petes, but tend not to think about it. It’s just there!
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Ah, Scottish mud. You certainly have your share, Mary. 🙂
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I’m dreading the mud, but I know it will return soon as the snow melts and just as you think its over you get the rains in March and April. I most definitely prefer the snow, that is except when it comes over the top of my wellies and its a rush to make it back to the house before it melts and you end up with soggy socks 🙂
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I have had mud inside my boots a couple of times, when I was fooled by how deep it was. Not very nice, when you still have at least an hour to walk!
Cheers mate, Pete.
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An hour to walk?!
Seriously, come back to London. We have buses. And if you are over 60, free buses.
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I couldn’t afford to buy a garage in London, let alone a house. 🙂
Despite my moans about the weather, I do love the peace and quiet.
I have also used my free bus pass here, but only to go to hospital appointments…
Cheers mate, Pete.
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I still wonder if the boot the mud behind the house sucked off my foot the first week we moved here is still sinking or if it eventually stabalized when I had lawn fabric laid over that part of the back yard?
Warmest regards, Theo
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I have yet to totally lose a boot, Theo. But I have come close!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Good morning, Pete (it must be afternoon for you in Norfolk)! You describe very well the difference between city and country living. The first thought is MUD. We also live in a rural setting. Fortunately, in winter the mud is solid frozen and in the dry summer months it turns to dust. Canada’s advantage over England! Haha!
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One benefit of those freezing temperatures, Peter! Glad you enjoyed it.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Mud has me thinking of Flanders and Swann!! Clearly, it’s not “Mud, mud, glorious mud” to you, Pete!
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Those old-time comedy singers have much to answer for, Sue. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ah, they were great…d’you remember ‘Twas on a Monday, the gasman came to call’?
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I remember The Hippopotamus Song. 🙂
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Very good!
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A treatise on mud living….life in paradise!
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Perhaps they do degrees in Mud Studies at Norwich University, John? I should enquire. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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You should. Is there a Norwich University? My niece went to UEA in Norwich.
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That’s the one. University Of East Anglia, on the edge of the city of Norwich.
It’s in a lovely location, with a huge lake in the grounds.
https://beetleypete.wordpress.com/2017/07/03/ollie-goes-to-university/
Cheers, Pete.
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I do come across mud sometimes on my photo outings, but don’t envy your daily mud-wrestling!
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Just leaving for another bout!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Enjoy!🤣
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Now I have that earworm “Mud, mud, glorious mud…” by Flanders and Swann going around my head.
(And horses churn it up pretty well too 😦 )
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Luckily, we have few horses round here. I have always wondered why that was.
Best wishes, Pete.
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We live not far from a stable and there are always riders in the lanes – they leave an awful mess there too.
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Perhaps they should have to pick up the horse-poo? They will be needing bigger poo bags than mine!
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Yippee! So do I, and I should have read your comment befor posting mine, Jude!! 😳
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I can imagine Ollie running through the mud. Even if it rains every day there Pete, at least you don’t get flooded.
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We have had floods in the shed outside, Arlene. But they were caused by ground water seeping in, as we are far enough away from the river to avoid being flooded by that.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Well…I have very little to do with mud. I live in town that only has hardened roads and I live in a highrise on the twelfth floor (have a beautiful view because of that though 😊). So yeah…no real thinking of mud here (though there is a movie called mud starring Mathew McCounaghey that I quite enjoyed).
Do have to say that reading this I can really understand how mud can be a terrible nuisance…Uggh…
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And instead of the like button I accidentally hit the unfollow button…wow that must have appeared weird in your notifications lol 😂😂
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I didn’t notice, Michel. Thanks for letting me know.
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When I think back to pavements and hard paths, I wish I could have had some ‘mud-training’, before deciding to move here! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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No, Pete, I never think about mud. Or garden is mostly paving, and walking about the only watery concerns I have are puddles. And especially those places where puddles coexist with traffic. You should come back.
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Don’t get me started on puddles mate. They are like small lakes around here, and often close the minor roads! 🙂
Cheers, Pete.
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A fascinating subject indeed! I have not given mud much thought in 13 years since I was forced to retire…..and thanx to retirement I do not have to think about it…..LOL Have a good Sunday my friend….chuq
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I wish I didn’t have to think about it either, chuq!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I was in construction so there were times the mud was ass deep….chuq
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Oh gosh, now you have me thinking about mud! 🙂
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You know you always wanted to, Peggy. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Maybe not.
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Sadly I share your pain with mud. Thanks to the weather systems flying across the Irish Sea on the Atlantic jet stream we see our fair share of rain. My boys football matches are constantly called off due to muddy pitches.
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Thanks, Ian. At least they don’t have to play football in it. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Snowshoes. They’ll prevent you from sinking. And the wheels keep spinning…
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I had thought about tennis racquets, Chandler. Now, how to tie them to my feet…
Best wishes, Pete.
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I recall that in my younger days — when I was still wearing “Wellies” — the mud would sometimes suck the boots off my feet as I attempted to walk through it. Other than that, I also discovered — (when I was visiting with some indigenous tribes in Brazil in the days gone by) that mud is often essential to sealing the thatched rooftops of “Homes.” Also, my now dearly departed wife thought that it was fun and games to apply a pack of purified mud to her face every morning because she thought that it helped to cleanse the pores of her facial skin of excess oil buildup. As a kid, we used to make mud balls and fling them at each other in “Mudball Wars.” The substance isn’t always unimportant or insignificant thought I agree it can be a pain in the proverbial arse under the proper conditions.
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Thanks, John. I believe that the mud used in ladies’ mud packs is something different from the stuff around here. Otherwise, I am on to a fortune!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Here’s an idea for you: Find a way to reduce the mud to it’s pristine self (strain it?) and allow it to dry and then compress it into cleverly moulded little cakes or ingots, wrap it in colorful tinfoil, put it into a little felt pouch with a drawstring, include a little map of the area from which the mid comes, include a little sheet of paper with information on it about the area from which it comes …. and market it on E-Bay as “Your Very Own Little Piece Of England.” (Comforting memo for those separated from their British Homeland for whatever the reason.) I am assuming each of these could fetch at least 4 or 5 dollars as a novelty item and people dearly tend to love novelty items. (They also tend to be collectable after a time.) Remember the great American tonic called “Hadacol” or the “Pet Rock” fad of some years ago? Yes, you might be onto a fortune after all!
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I remember my ex-wife having a ‘pet rock’, John. Your scheme is not so crazy…
Best wishes, Pete.
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Capitalize on it, buy yourself a private jet and come visit with me. Remember top cut me a check for 1% of your profits as my compensation for suggesting the idea.l LOL
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The only other pets besides myself that my wife had were two small dogs that got together one day and ate her hearing aids. After that incident there was only me …LOL
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