This is the text of a Spam comment I received ten minutes ago.
(Don’t click on any of the links, whatever you do)
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This may be nonsense, but I think you will agree that it is ‘Glorious Nonsense’. And yes, I read the whole thing!
In case you want to congratulate the author, this is his/her name. Maztikannope.
(I think some of the words are in Esperanto!)
Or perhaps it is this.
‘The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times’. (Wikipedia)
I can’t stop reading it. It’s amazing!
I have a decent vocabulary and I have no idea what half these words mean…
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I just love the strange structure. I am saving these spam comments for a future post. I have one more already, and now I am kicking myself for deleting three previous ones. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Geeez!
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It’s a good ‘Geeez’, though. I find it completely fascinating. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yes, it is!
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Pete, I just got this spam comment and it reminded me of your terrific post…here is it:
“They feminized that thy haemal colors to the danish invariant during the taper circumnavigated a queen to tend cimmerian withdrawal for self-rule.”
And how can you argue with that?
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Sounds like the same author, John. I think we should contact Area 51 and tell them someone has escaped! I absolutely love this stuff!
Best wishes, Pete.
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🤣🤣🤣 i skipped the reading part after three words. Honestly, this is genius. Because if you are reading that long a text on a mobile, you have a high possibility of touching (and hence clicking) the link.
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On my PC, the links cannot be clicked on, Shaily. To access them, you would have to highlight the text and search. I think they missed a trick there. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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A perfect anecdote of the media these days haha
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It made more sense than what I read in the newspapers. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ngek! I don’t understand it Pete!
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I’m not sure we are supposed to, Arlene. It’s like a message from beyond the stars! 🙂
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🙇♀️
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Funny! Maybe it was written by AI? Thank you for sharing, Pete!
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If it was written by a machine, Michael, then I want to buy one! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Not fully, but i think most parts.
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I would like to join the Zeta seventeen costermongers, this is a blast!
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If you took the stories of Tallis Steelyard, stuck in some of The Book Of Revelations from the Bible, translated some hieroglyphs, and then listened to the Romulan language from Star Trek, then I reckon this is what you get!
Magical!
‘Orangutan Owl’. It doesn’t get better than that, from where I sit.
Best wishes, Pete.
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It is quite amazing, the first bits are hard to get your head round, then as you read on you get into the rhythm of it, not that that helps make any sense of it, but it feels like it does if you know what I mean.
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I know exactly what you mean. I genuinely do think it’s some sort of genius at work here. Shame he/she is also a crazy spammer though. 🙂 If they had a blog of this stuff, I would follow it in a heartbeat!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yes I think I would too!
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I gave up on the third line
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You should read on, Bobby. It’s bloody surreal!
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might give it a try if I cant sleep tonight 😁
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Perhaps it’s connected to your night visitors!
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Wouldn’t that be wonderful, Felicity. All that strange text, and then a tennis ball on the bed! I would start to believe in all sorts of things then. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete. x
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You never know Pete! Stranger things have happened.
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Aaaargh
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Yes, but a very good ‘Aaaargh’, Sue. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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😄😄
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He’s a poetic genius!
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I think I agree! 🙂
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(1) I always suspected the French collided it.
(2) Beware the mitral costermongers!
(3) “dav his laps were emotionally so haemal that they flew thru a highland unto their slab interfaces…” Translation: “David’s lips were sealed. He couldn’t express the emotions he felt rock scrambling in the high desert while the flitting shadow of a Red-Tailed Hawk soared overhead.”
(4) An elephant once trumpeted his agreement that oblique external saxophones sounded much better than his silly trunk.
(5) As for the infinite monkey theorem, we really need to step up our efforts to boost simian evolution. I suggest an alien monolith. But we have to be careful. I mean, look at how far the apes have evolved. Before long, they’re bound to take over the planet!
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You could spend the whole night punning this comment, David. I think it might well be an alien communication! I’m on the phone to Jodie Foster at SETI now!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wait. What now?🤦🏻♀️
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Read it all, Kim. It’s like a new language. Almost as exciting as The Book Of Revelations. I love it!
I just wish I could write one of my serials using it. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Stop right there! You’ll lose all your comments, well except old punster! 🤣
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🤣
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I’m speechless!
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So was I, Mary. But in a good way. I think it’s almost art, like a painting by Hieronymus Bosch, but in text form. 🙂
(Perhaps I took too many drugs in the late 60s / early 70s?)
Best wishes, Pete.
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Lol! Brilliant! I’m leaning towards the monkey theorem as an explanation.
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Jeanne, the more I read it yesterday, the more it started to make sense!
I think I am settling for ‘Alien communication’. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yeah, it could be aliens, too 😸
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I got another one from Maztinnakope earlier, Jeanne. Just as long, and equally bizarre. Perhaps I should put them all in a book? 🙂
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I get these messages of “glorious nonsense” too, only I call it mental illness. I wonder, what’s the purpose really? An attempt to spread a virus? Retaliation for the misuse of a word. Or–especially in my case–for the misuse of commas and semicolons? Psilocybin, perhaps? I suspect I will never really know…
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This is by far the most interesting and strangely constructed spam comment I have ever had, Pam. If the writer is mentally ill, they have come up with something incredible in the process. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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O My! So insightful! 😉 🙂
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It is actually quite amazing what they have included, Susanne.
‘The knights unto jervis carbonate’
‘Orangutan Owl’.
Sounds like wonderful visions to me. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I think our lawyer writer friend(Tangental) could make pretty good use of this.
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Reading this makes me feel like I have just had some Mescaline, Elizabeth. It’s like an out of body experience. ‘Orangutan Owl’. Fabulous! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wow. Someone else who knows about mescaline. A blast from the past for sure.
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I often had a blast in my past, Elizabeth. 🙂 🙂
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You need another hobby, my dear. 😉
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Cindy, ‘Orangutan Owl’. Enough said. This stuff is genius. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Pete, I share spam emails at times because they are so funny – or out of this world – and you have a space alien following you to be sure! As you say, “don’t click on those links!”
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I think this is at a new level, John. Like a translation of the Rosetta Stone. Incredible!
Best wishes, Pete.
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😀. Now that certainly is something else! I only got part the way through it but it’s increduble!
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It reminds me of some strangely compelling religious text, Lorraine. I’m keen to convert! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Lol. It reminds me of me when I am on those strong pain killers 😂
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Might be time to start another series, Pete.
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I think this is incredible, Maggie. Such weird construction, and use of unconnected words. Hard to believe someone sat and typed it, surely it must be machine-generated?
But where else could I read ‘Orangutan Owl’? If this is a religion, I’m a convert!
Best wishes, Pete.
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This is surely a super long spam comment. Haha.
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I have had longer ones, Ajid. But they weren’t up to this standard! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Hahaha hilarious. I really want to experience a great and long spam comment like this in my blog. Have a great day, Pete.
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