There was a time when I used to stub my toe a lot. Before most chairs and sofas touched the floor or carpet, and beds had side storage that meant there was no longer a gap underneath them. A really bad toe stub could have me hopping around as if the toe itself had been traumatically amputated, rather than just come into contact with a hard object.
Then for a long time, I forgot about toe stubbing completely.
For one thing, I moved to Beetley, and became a wearer of sheepskin-lined bootee slippers, with a hard rubber sole. I have written about this excellent style of footwear before, but the short version is that they are useful outdoors as well as in, and offer very good protection to the wearer.
There are few occasions now when they are not on my feet, except when out walking Ollie, shopping, or socialising. One of those occasions is when I go to bed of course, and the other is when I am having a bath.
Yesterday, I got my bath prepared, as I would soon be taking Ollie for his walk. For as long as I can remember, I have always entered a bath with my right leg first, then swung my left leg in before sitting down. For some unknown reason yesterday, I swappped legs. Without even realising it, I put my left leg in first, creating an awkward angle for the right one. As I swung that leg over into the water, I misjudged the proximity of the edge of the hard enamel bath rim, and stubbed my toes on it.
Note the plural. Toes. Not the conventional toe stub, usually involving just the big toe, oh no. The other four toes instead.
Now I know that I have recently postulated that my pain threshold has diminshed with age, but the sensation was absolute agony. If there was a swear box in the bathroom, I would have had to put enough in it to pay for a luxury short-break.
I dropped into the hot water, still cursing my lack of attention as I tried to commence my ablutions whilst occasionally yelling out loud with pain. By the time I was out, dried, and shaving, the throbbing felt like the podiatric version of a very bad tooth abscess. But Ollie had to go out, and the weather was lovely too.
I didn’t exactly hobble around on the dog-walk, but I tried to walk ‘heel-first’ on my right foot throughout.
By the time I got home, after two hours out and about, two of the four toes were purple with bruising, and they all still hurt. A lot.
Now THAT is what I call a ‘toe-stub’!
OUCH. I fell really hard while running a few days ago and I’ve got some nasty surface injuries so I am also hobbling about at the moment.
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Sounds worse than stubbed toes, Abbi. As my mum would have said, “Be more careful!” ๐ ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ouch! Stubbed toes are no fun! It’s been a few years since I last stubbed mine, here’s hoping they won’t read this and want to change that!
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Thanks, Jay. Keep your toes away from the text! ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Always a pleasure. Best wishes right back at ya!
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I am so sorry! OUCH!
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Thanks, Lara. They have calmed down today. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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That sounds excruciating, Pete. Michael jammed his big toe under our security gate while Terence and I were in Birmingham a few years ago. I got a frantic call from my older son while we were touring Lichfield Cathedral. When we go home, two days later, his toe was completely purple and the nail was black. It became infected and I had to take Michael to the doctor. Yes, stubbed toes are definitely not joyous occasions.
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So many nerves in our feet, I suspect.
Thanks, Robbie.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I feel your pain Pete, I did the other classic yesterday, hit my thumb with the hammer! I now have the classic black nail and constant throbbing ache as the blood pulses through my thumb and I just know that I will bang it at least a dozen times a day for the next week )
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That’s a bad one. It’s a long time since I used a hammer, and the chance of doing that is one of the reasons why.
Cheers, Pete.
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Your post made me think about stubbing toes, and why it no longer happens to me, Pete. It used to happen a lot when I was a kid. Perhaps it is because I no longer have my catlike reflexes. Now I’m closer to a sloth.๐
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I am convinced it is the change in the style of furniture, and rooms less crowded with it too. ๐ When I was young, everything had ‘legs’, and they were seemingly magnetic to my bare toes.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh ever! Just be glad you haven’t broken anything.
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Much better by tonight, thank you Michael. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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That really hurts. My friend broke all her toes on one foot by running into a suit case. I also have your excellent footwear. Durable, versatile and cozy!
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I love them. I wrote this as a tribute. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Mine aren’t booties but exactly the same in every other way.
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Oh no. I had hoped that two was enough. Well let’s hope that since bad things come in threes often that your intense pain encounters are done.
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Fingers crossed for that, Elizabeth. (But not toes too.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yer daft apโorth
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That’s what my Mum would have said. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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OUCH!~
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Yes, it was definitely one of those, Cindy. ๐
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Or a broken toe or two. Warmest regards, Theo
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I broke my big toe once. It’s not as bad as that was. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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that’s a big ouch, Pete! hope your toes as better now. take care ๐
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Thanks, Wilma. It made my eyes water at the time. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Sorry Pete, but this did make me chuckle ๐ hope the bruising goes down soon!
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Thanks, Ami. It was supposed to make you chuckle, so that’s okay. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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I’ve stubbed my toe many times, and sometimes have ended up with a discolored toenail as a nice memento. I’ve also broken a toe a couple of times. And then, of course, I’ve actually lost a few fingernails for one reason or another…
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I once lost a toenail when my big toe was crushed by a tail-lift. It grew back, but felt weird until it did. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Isn’t it funny how the smallest parts of our bodies seem to give the most pain when they’re impacted? ๐ Cheers, Jon.
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Very true, Jon. Like a papercut hurting much more than many other things. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ouch! I cracked my knee on the edge of the bath a few weeks ago but I think stubbed toes hurt more.
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It seems we are all battling our baths, Mary! ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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It is a pain like no other! I have an evil chair in my bedroom that catches me out occasionally. Has me hopping around and swearing too!
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It is certainly immediate, and intense. It usually goes away quickly, but this time I can still feel it the next day. Nowhere near as bad though. ๐
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Let’s hope nothing is broken. If you have swelling I would think about phoning your GP.
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It’s not that bad, fortunately. No real treatment for broken toes anyway. Just the usual, rest and relax. But Ollie has to go out. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ouch! You need to invest in some arnica.
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I had to go straight out with Ollie after, so walked off the worst of it. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ow! I canโt imagine the pain from that despite your vivid description. I hope your poor toes are feeling better now.
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Throbbing a lot, but it’s not the end of the world. Just felt like it. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pain is horrible….I have broken the toes on my right foot many times…..but that is a thing of the past….lost 4 of them…..so my toe stubbing is not as bad as it use to be…..but I would rather have the toes back to stub. chuq
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Yes, I am indeed grateful to have toes to stub.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Still it hurts like Hell! LOL chuq
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Ouch. I always seem to bang my left knee on the side of the bath – that hurts too.
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Yes, a bath-time knee bang recently gave rise to my post about pain thresholds.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Cold water – lots of it. Until it hurts.
A bit late now, but it does wonders for burns and bruises
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– might even still help if they’re still throbbing.
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Thanks, Cathy. I remember that from my ambulance days. But I was already in a hot bath. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Take care of your toes!
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Thanks, Richa. I usually do. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh heck! I felt that one! I hope those toes get better soon.
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Thanks, Lorraine. Still throbbing this morning!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh dear. Poor toesies. And poor Pete! Hope you havenโt broken any of them.
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Don’t think so, but it’s hard to tell with toes. ๐
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