This word may be unfamiliar to you, but it is well-known to taxi-drivers in Britain. Here is a general definition.

Non payment of fares – ‘Bilking’
Non payment of a taxi fare is called ‘bilking’ which is an offence under the Fraud Act.
Any customer unable to pay the full fare for their
journey will be returned to the original pick-up point or the local
police station. Passengers must ensure they have sufficient funds
to pay for the journey before it starts, or inform the driver
accordingly. The driver will be happy to give you an estimated fare
to your destination

During the short time I worked as a taxi driver in Kent from late 1973 until early 1976, I soon became used to the variety of ingenious ways some passengers would use to avoid paying the fare.

Some basic fare-avoidance tactics were obvious to anyone.
Suddenly jumping out of the car at traffic lights and running off.
Claiming to have no money at the end of the journey and promising to bring it to the taxi office the next day.
Offering much less than the amount due and claiming that was all it cost them the previous day.

Fortunately, they were not that frequent. But as a local private-hire taxi using your own car for pre-booked jobs, there was little redress available. Fighting someone for the money was not a good option, and calling the police was pointless, as it was considered to be a civil offence of non-payment of a bill. The more recent changes that made it an offence were not law at the time, and the police in Kent would never have considered attending an address to enforce payment of my fare.

However, it was the more talented fraudsters that could cost you the most money. Often employing elaborate scams, and being so convincing, I was frequently left having to admire their talent, despite being out of pocket.

One morning, I was asked to attend the office of a respectable local Estate Agent. As I stopped outside, a well-dressed man walked out. He was carrying a heavy box, and turned in the doorway, calling out “Goodbye, Anita. I will see you later”. The young woman inside waved to him as he got into the back of my cab. He asked to go to Lewisham Town Hall, a distance of around nine miles. On the way, he told me that he was taking a box of papers to the planning department, as the Estate Agents were acting for the builders of a new development in the Lewisham area. On arrival, he asked me to wait, and to take him somewhere else after.

The man reappeared some twenty minutes later, minus the box. He got back into my car and asked me to take him to Westerham, a small town in Kent. This was a further fifteen miles to the south, and I guessed it would take around an hour, in traffic. When we got to Westerham, he pointed at an Estate Agent’s shopfront, and said he was going in there before returning to the place where I had picked him up that morning. I couldn’t park close to that, but found a space at the other end of the shops, agreeing to wait. By now, the fare due was considerable. Including waiting time, it was almost fifteen pounds, and in 1974 that was equivalent to around £150 at today’s values.

After thirty minutes, I went to have a look through the window of the shop, and he wasn’t in there. I went in and asked for him. As I didn’t know his name, I described his clothing and appearance. The young man inside nodded. “Oh yes, he was a potential buyer. He asked for a leaflet about one of the houses in the window, took it, and left”. I walked back to the car realising I had been conned. The man had obviously wanted to get to Westerham, and had staged a really elaborate ploy to get a free taxi ride without making me suspicious. No point wasting any more time, so I drove back to the original Estate Agency in Bexleyheath where I had picked him up. I wanted to know if he had any connection with that company.

When Anita had finished a phone call, I asked her about the man, without telling her he had bilked the fare. “Oh yes, he was nice. He came in carrying a box, and was asking me about a property in Bostall Heath. He said if I could ring him a taxi he would go and look at it from the outside, then come back in the same taxi to arrange a viewing over the weekend if he liked the area. When he didn’t come back, I presumed he didn’t like the look of the house Why? Was there a problem?”

I told her he had left a pen in my cab, and I was going to return it. I was too embarrassed to tell her the truth.

70 thoughts on “Bilking

  1. Ime sure my hubby has a few stories like that too . He was a taxi man when we met .. and talked a lot of that happening .. now he’s on the other end of spectrum .. he’s a taxi telephonist . Although deals with the same customers .. gone full circle ,, phew .. 😃. Gratitude for sharing your memories JOY in your space allways xx

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  2. That’s horrendous, I’ve never had a loss like that due to a bilker. My first’s destination was Notting Hill. At the top of Portland Road there’s a barrier, he jumped over the barrier to the council estate beyond.

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    1. We were not black cabs in London, as you were, David. Maybe they thoght we were easier targets with less redress? He was very good though. I rarely fell for such things, but he got me!
      Best wishes, Pete.


    1. Isn’t that always the way with ingenious criminals, Pete? They could have been like Bezos or Zuckerberg, but prefer the thrill of being on the other side of the law.
      Best wishes, Pete..


  3. Never heard the word before Pete, maybe it’s a London one. As for that bloke, what a nerve to not only get you to allow him to stop off once, but do it again! I bet you never fell for that trick again.

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    1. Sad to admit, I did fall for different types of tricks later. But to note them all down would have made a very long blog post.
      It is not just a London word, it is used all over England. It also applies to filling up at a petrol station and driving away without paying. Same thing in a restaurant. The official police acronym is MOWP. (Making off, without payment)
      Best wishes, Pete. x

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  4. Unbelievable that someone got one over you Pete, he must have been very convincing with plenty of time on his hands. I couldn’t even imagine a scam like that, if I did I probably would have baulked at the point of being picked up and waving to Anita.

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    1. Luckily for me,that didn’t happen too often. We used to ask for a ‘cleaning charge’ if anyone was sick, (or wet themselves) and that varied from £5 to £10, depending on how bad it was. I also bought a car with viyl seats, a deliberate choice as I knew it was going to be used as a taxi.
      Best wishes, Pet.

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  5. An elaborate con, and a clever storyteller’s deflection, playing on my prejudice against estate agents. I would always suspect them of being the villain of the piece!

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  6. I have great respect for taxi drivers, because I know it’s a job I could never do. I’ve never much enjoyed working with the public, and it was purgatory when I had to ‘sell’ fitted kitchens as well as design them: some customers were pleasant & considerate, but not all, by any means. I prefer not to interact directly with an audience when I act, either, unless it’s ‘breaking the fourth wall’ on stage: that’s alright, because there’s a distance separating us 😉 Cheers, Jon.

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    1. It was a good job, 90% of the time. People chatted, were often very friendly, and almost always tipped generously. The man in this story could have easily got work as a convincing actor, I’m sure.
      Best wishes, Pete.

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  7. It always amazes me to think about the lengths people will go to get something for nothing. Their minds must work in opposite of mine, for I would never consider such an elaborate chain of lies.

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