This is the fourteenth part of a fiction serial, in 865 words.
Over his choice of a continental breakfast that morning, Jon resolved to approach Eloise Parker-Hill directly, and ask her outright if she had written the letter. He had spent too much time already, and he knew it was true that had it not been for the idea of writing a new Inspector Johnson novel, he would have given up and gone home after speaking to Amelia.
The house was reasonably impressive. An in and out driveway, and a large double-fronted ninteen-thirties house in very good decorative order. The sign outside on the wall surprised him. Cliff House B&B. Ensuite single and double rooms available. Roderick had failed to mention that his sister owned a bed and breakfast establishment. Immediately, he wondered if he should employ some subterfuge. Ask to book a room there, transfer from his hotel, and then be able to observe the woman at first hand. It was tempting, but would waste more time.
So he drove the Volvo into the driveway, got out with his shoulder bag, and pressed the doorbell.
She was nothing like he had expected, given the mother and brother, Closer to fifty than forty, so probably an older sister, she was nonetheless strikingly beautiful. More like a film star, than a boarding house owner. If he had been attracted to women, he would most certainly been attracted to her. Her voice was husky too. As Alan, one of his straight friends in Brighton, would have said, “She’s the full package, Jonny boy”.
“Where you looking for a room? I do have a double available at ninety pounds, including breakfast”. Straight down to business. He explained that he had been directed to her by her brother, and wanted to ask her about a mysterious letter. Her smile was wide, and revealed delicious dimples in her cheeks. “Roddy sent you? A mysterious letter? Do come in and tell me all”.
Eloise showed him along a hallway to a large extended kitchen at the back of the house. There were four tables at the back, next to wide glass doors looking out over a lanscaped garden. She told him to sit at one, offering coffee. Bringing the sylish green Apilco cups and saucers to the table, she sat opposite, then tapped the table top with her hand. “Come on, don’t leave me in suspense”. He explained about his visit to Amelia, and then to Roderick. Sliding out the plastic sleeve, he showed her the front of the letter, and asked if she had sent it.
“Oh what fun! A real mystery indeed. What did it say inside, may I ask?” He hadn’t told anyone about the one word inside so far, but Eloise was rather charming, as well as being open and friendly. He told her that it just said HELP, and the flap was bloodstained.
She leaned forward, her eyelashes flapping slowly, and what seemed to be a yard of plump cleavage on display under a thin cerise blouse. “So you decided to be a hero, and investigate. Well done you. Perhaps you should base yourself here? I could do with the business, to be perfectly frank”. Leaning back, she crossed her legs slowly and deliberately, showing more thigh than was socially acceptable.
Jon thought to himself that she was the second member of that family who failed to realise he was gay.
“But to answer your question, I didn’t send it. Do I look as if I need help? More coffee?” He watched her walking away, trying to imagine what Inspector Johnson would think of her. His famous character was a straight man, and he had been seduced by more than one woman in the series of stories featuring him. One had been a barrister acting for the defence, and another the distraught wife of a murder victim who later turned out to be the killer. He would not have hesitated to have fallen for the charms of Eloise.
But with Sergeant Chen around, that might have proved tricky indeed.
Bringing the coffee refills, Eloise had a suggestion. “I think you should go to see my mother again. She has used that stationery for as long as I can remember, certainly all of my adult life. Roddy hated it, and I have no use for it. I have my own headed notepaper for the business, and I never send personal letters since they invented email and text messages. No point you booking in here, I think you have to go back to Aldenham and tackle the old dragon. Her bark is worse than her bite, don’t let her scare you off”.
After finishing the coffee, Jon thanked her for her hospitality, and her helpful suggestion. But the two coffees had gone through quickly, and he had to ask if he could use her lavatory.
“Of course. Top of the stairs, second door on the left. The rooms are all en-suite now, but at one time that was the only bathroom”. When he had finished and washed his hands, he walked back out onto the first floor landing. It was dominated by an impressive bookcase, in period walnut suiting the thirties style.
And it contained every book he had ever written.
What a wonderful description of the characters. I really love it, Pete! Thanks! xx Michael
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Glad you enjoyed that, Michael.
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Nice ending Pete, so she knows more than she’s letting on? I wonder why? And she’s sending him full circle, back to Mom ~ and the Vicar? C
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It’s a very circular tour of southern England, Cheryl. But Jon is tiring of it now.
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(1) Cliff House Blood & Bones. Single and double coffins available. Kindly drop in for an estimate.
(2) Eloise was no dog, but she did have the voice of a husky.
(3) “Fill me in!” exclaimed the sister with the plump cleavage. “And keep me abreast of the investigation!”
(4) Speaking of breasts, Eloise has a double available at 90 pounds that includes milk for breakfast.
(5) Eloise leaned forward, her eyelashes flapping slowly. Jon noticed that each “flap was bloodstained” and concluded that was due to leakage from bloodshot eyes.
(6) Due to the convenience of emails and text messages, Eloise abstains from sending personal bloodstained letters. She does, however, use coffee-stained business letterhead.
(7) I’d always heard that the Aldenham dragon barks like a dog. Thanks for the confirmation!
(8) Why does Eloise Parker-Hill have all of the “Inspector Johnson” books? And doesn’t Jon’s photo appear on the inside flap of those books? If so, are any of those flaps bloodstained?
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I guessed you would have fun with Eloise, and you did!
Jon’s photo is on the back cover of every hardback copy of his books, as he will remember soon.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ooooh, that was a twist! 🙂
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This serial hasn’t had many yet, so I thought this one would work. 🙂
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Oh!!! Wait till he tells her he is the author. Maybe there’s more family information Eloise will reveal.
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Will he tell her though? 🙂
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Now, that’s a new quandary to ponder.
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Ahhh is this where he ends up handcuffed to the bed as Eloise sneaks up behind him? x
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You guessed the ending! 🙂 🙂
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Haha ..well if I did it gives you time to rewrite the ending 🙂 x
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I have never had to do that yet. 🙂 x
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Like the little cliffhanger there, Pete.
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It was time for one, Stevie. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Another terrific chapter Pete – and what a great last line!
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Thanks, John. I thought this serial needed at least one cliffhanger.
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Classic last line from you there Pete 🙂 I’m also liking the humour that you drop in from time to time, it has kept me smiling throughout 🙂
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Thanks mate. I tried a different style with this story. It is enjoyable to write, if not so exciting for some readers.
Cheers, Pete.
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Nice twist in that last line Pete .
Cheers!
CT
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Thanks, Chris. There haven’t been many in this serial,so it was time for one.
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her behavior suggests more than her cleavage, hmmmm… and the books –
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Yes, Eloise is not being honest, I suspect.
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Can’t wait for the next
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Glad you are enjoying it.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Your welcome
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I’m sure he was pleased to see all his books on the bookshelf. At least Eloise has some helpful suggestions for Jon, who seems to be struggling a bit to solve the mystery.
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He is too busy trying to incorporate it into a new book, not really tryig to solve it. He should have gone straight to the police when he received the letter, but of course he saw the potential in writing about it instead.
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What a coincidence . . . 🤔😃
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They come in handy at times… 🙂
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Ah hah. It was all a ploy to get him interested in writing again.
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Was it? Thanks for letting me know, Carolyn. 🙂
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Hmm, post to pillar this time!
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Something like that. 🙂
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Is his picture on the book jacket, or back in the case of paperbacks? Warmest regards, Theo
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On the back cover of every book, Theo. That’s is mentioned tomorrow.
(Mind you, it’s an old one)
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Eloise, like her mother is holding back something. Makes one wonder about the son. Warmest regards, Theo
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Me too! 🙂
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Oooooh!!
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Ooh matron! 🙂
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😊😊😊
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That’s a surprise and I would love to find all my books on someone’s shelf!
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Thanks, Janet. I had to approve your comment, no idea why.
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Excellent little taste. Can’t wait for the next bite.
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Thanks, Drew. Have you read this from part one?
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Yes, and the tasty little bites are quite enjoyable, but once it is done I would a copy of the entire thing to horde like the old librarian would under the desk for their own enjoyment
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All my serials are published as a ‘complete story’ later. Like these ones.
And many more! 🙂
https://beetleypete.com/?s=complete+story
Best wishes, Pete.
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The plot thickens, as they say. Very intriguing twist.
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Thank you, Jeanne. I think Jon is flummoxed by that!
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Oh, I do like the end of that chapter.
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Glad that worked for you, Darlene.
Best wishes, Pete.
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