Starting on Monday, I decided that had to be a routine day, with my regular supermarket shopping trip, and some anticipation of my ‘Pre-Birthday’ on Tuesday.
Tuesday was Pre-Birthday day, and the trip to Pensthorpe Bird Park was planned, followed by an ‘easy-cook’ special meal that evening. Determined to pretend Spring had arrived, I put my shorts on for the first time since late October, and after walking Ollie, we set off for Fakenham. (Where Pensthorpe is.) Thirty minutes later, we arrived, only to discover that Pensthorpe is closed every Monday and Tuesday. Schoolboy error on my part, for not checking the opening times before I left. We are going to go on Friday instead.
Instead, we headed off to Bawdswell, where there is a nice garden centre that serves tea and cake. In the (rather windy) outside area there, I had coffee and carrot cake. On the way out, Julie spotted a straw hat in the shop, and she bought it for me as an extra birthday gift.
That evening, Julie was cooking. The ‘easy’ birthday meal turned out to be anything but, with five rather complicated stages of cooking and preparation required, each one set out on a leaflet included in the box. Despite the complicated procedures, the result was first-class, and the delicious flavours rewarded the time required. Once again, the error was mine, for not reading the outside of the box in the shop before I bought it. On this occasion, that turned out to be a good mistake.
Wednesday was the big day, and well-reported on here yesterday. My birthday meal had been booked in advance by Julie, to the White Horse at Brancaster Staithe, a specialist fish restaurant on the north coast of Norfolk, some 22 miles from Beetley. We had been there with friends some years ago, on a lovely summer evening, and often spoke about going back. It is an expensive restaurant in a nice setting, very suitable for a big celebration or milestone occasion. Not being summer, we were of course booked to eat inside, in the classy restaurant area.
https://www.whitehorsebrancaster.co.uk/
It was raining here by 3pm. We didn’t have to leave home until 5:45, for a 6:30 booking, but by that time, the rain was torrential. Not only that, but incredibly low cloud had settled, making everywhere gloomy and misty. Julie decided to use her Satnav, in the hope it would provide a short cut around the busy coast road. Before we had even got to Fakenham, which is halfway, driving conditions were appalling. As my licence still hasn’t been renewed, Julie had to drive, and we had taken her car. It was soon like driving in a shallow river, and the oncoming main-beam headlights of selfish drivers made it even more difficult.
At Fakenham, the Satnav did indeed offer a short cut, which we took. But that turned out to be across country on tiny roads that in some cases were only wide enough for one car. And the rain was getting heavier, making it hard to see anything on the unfamilar roads. Close to the coast, the Satnav told us to make a turn. But a sign said the road it suggested was closed ahead. By then, we should have been sitting down to eat, and we had no idea where we were in relation to our destination.
The only option was to drive to somewhere we knew, and I chose Wells-Next-The-Sea, even though I was aware it was in the wrong direction. Once there, we safely stopped the car so Julie could ring the restaurant to tell them we would be late. But there was only a message, suggesting we contact them by email, or ring back at nine the next morning. The weather was getting worse, and the Satnav no longer picking up a signal at all. I chose the last resort of taking the coast road I knew, and we arrived at the restaurant fifteen minutes later, almost an hour late for our reservation.
We had both remarked that neither of us could ever recall driving in such terrible conditions.
Fortunately, the staff were pleased to see us, and had held the table. We ordered drinks, and perused the menu. Then we found out the menu had changed dramatically since our last visit. Options were greatly reduced, prices greatly increased. But we both found something we liked eventually, and sat back to enjoy the evening. I was presented with a large postcard of the restaurant, a birthday greeting written on the back. At the end of the meal, I was also served a large plate containing tasty sweet treats, with ‘Happy 70th Birthday’ written in liquid chocolate on the plate. And even though we had been disapointed with the menu options, the food had been delicious when it arrived.
Coming home via the coast road was much easier, but no less fractious in the continuing pouring rain and flooded roads. We were pleased to get home, and Ollie was pleased to see us too.
Today is going to be a ‘quiet day’, you can bet on that.
Congratulations to a great week, Pete! Sorry, i am late again. Best wishes, Michael
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Thanks, Michael.
It was a great week.
Best wishes, Pete.
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What a lot of change to have been such a simple endeavor! Still all ended well and you certainly made a memory! I so hope this year if full of wonder and happiness, from here on out. x Michele
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Thanks very much, dear Michele. It has been a truly memorable week.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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All’s well that ends well..sounds like the meal was as good as you expected even though the weather was against you 🙂 x
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Yes, it was nice. But not worth the trip, to be honest.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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That’s a shame., Pete time to find a new favourite and special place methinks x
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We already have quite a few to choose from, but I doubt we will travel in such awful weather again. x
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Happy birthday Pete!
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Thank you, Felicity. It has been a full week so far!
Best wishes, Pete. x
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I am not good driving in torrential rain, so good for Julie! I am glad the evening resulted in good food and an enjoyable time. I know you must have been glad to returGo to Beetley and I know Ollie must have been happy to see you back home. Does bad weather bother him, Pete?
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Not at all, Maggie. Ollie couldn’t care less about bad weather, and is happy to go out in the eye of a storm! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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That’s good for Ollie. Some dogs are frightened by severe weather.
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I am so glad you both survived your outing. I would need a day of rest after that too.
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Julie was exhausted, I think it was all that stress on the way.
Best wishes, Pete.
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(1) If Pensthorpe Bird Park is closed, why not go to Bodega Bay instead?
(2) Julie spotted a straw hat, whereas Cruella de Vil spotted some Dalmatians.
(3) “That evening, Julie was cooking.” I knew that trip to Papua New Guinea wouldn’t go well for her!
(4a) Listed under ‘Things Lady Godiva never said’: “I’m so starved I could eat a white horse!”
(4b) The restaurant is gloriously situated on the marshmallow coastline of North Norfolk. (Marshmallow roasting sticks not included.)
(5a) I’ve always wanted to drive the shallow river to Fakenham.
(5b) “Close to the coast, the Satnav told us to make a turn.” Otherwise, you would have ended up in the bottom of the North Sea, where driving conditions are measurably worse!.
(6) “We had both remarked that neither of us could ever recall driving in such terrible conditions.” Hey, I’ll trade you for a Mojave Desert dust storm!
(7) “At the end of the meal, I was also served a large plate containing tasty sweet treats, with ‘Happy 70th Birthday’ written in liquid chocolate on the plate.” Liquid chocolate is what happens when a restaurant leaves pallets of chocolate bars out in the rain.
(8) In short, it was a birthday to remember! (I hate to rain on your parade, but more memorable birthdays await you in the future!)
(9) Is there a birthday equivalent of Boxing Day? Enjoy the rest of your day of rest!
Like my former canoeing partner once said, “Life is an adventure, so just go with the flow!”
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My birthday equivalent of Boxing Day is sadly overshadowed by being called St Patrick’s Day. Having no Irish connections at all, I always avoid any social activities on the 17th. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wow, a birthday to remember.
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That’s for sure, Peggy.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wow! What a memorable adventure! So glad they saved your table! And the food was good! We’ll done Julie! 💕C
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It was an unforgettable experience, Cheryl.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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What adventure, Pete! Thankfully, it ended up well. Well, it will become a great anecdote to tell people in the future, and it makes for a gripping post. A rest today sounds perfect. ♥
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Thanks, Olga. It was actually much worse than my description, one of the most awful journies I can ever recall. We will always remember my 70th, that’s for sure.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Eating out here seems to be a lot more expensive than it was before the pandemic and less choice so definitely consigned to special anniversaries. As for rain, darkness and narrow roads they make driving here a nightmare. Which is why we usually choose to eat out at lunch time.
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I am not a ‘lunch’ person, Jude. We still eat out a lot, but that restaurant is known for being expensive, (though good quality) and Julie wanted a special evening for my 70th. Truth be told, we have had better meals at half the price, but it made her feel she had arranged a ‘suitable celebration’.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Hi Pete, I am glad your meal was good after that difficult drive to get there. I think I would have turned around and gone home to be honest. I don’t like driving at the best of times.
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Robbie, I suggested turning round at halfway. But my wife was determined that I should have my special 70th meal. It was incredibly dangerous in such conditions, and just not worth the risk.
Best wishes, Pete.
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A birthday adventure, indeed. Warmest regards, Theo
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Sorry for the weather not cooperating…..enjoy your day. chuq
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That was ‘serious’ weather last night, chuq. It was actually dangerous to be out in it.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Glad you and Julie made it thru safely…..chuq
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I love reading your stuff Pete.
Old Jewish proverb: “Men plan, God Laughs”.
Anglo-American spin: “Wise men improvise and do there best to enjoy the outcome”. Which, it seems you both did. Cheers to your Julie for putting here ‘sholder’ into it and not letting the ‘charm’ of the British climate get the best of you. . .
Now as regards planning for that upcoming appointment with your four scores of life on this planet? Good suggestion is to consider the hire of a driver and a Defender 110!
All the best!
CT
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Thanks, Chris. I actually said last night that a Land Rover would have been ideal in those conditions. Certainly better than a Hyundai i-20, that’s for sure!
Best wishes, Pete.
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i-20? I thought you-70!
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Nothing worse than driving in awful conditions on an unfamiliar road and being late! I’m glad the restaurant held your table and gave you a good meal. It must have been very difficult for those people these past two years.
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I’m sure they had their problems in the lockdowns. And as their prices are 50% higher than many other ‘good’ restaurants, I was surprised to see it so busy on a Wednesday.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh my goodness
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It was actually much worse than it reads, Sue. I have never seen rain like it when I was in a car on such tiny roads.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I did in my AH Sprite!
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I probably wouldn’t have been remotely concerned if I had been younger. It must have been ‘interesting’ in a Sprite, to say the least. 🙂
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Indeed it was…
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I should think you’ll never forget what you did on your 70th! Well done to Julie, she is a birthday Queen!
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She is indeed, FR. And that 70th birthday drive will certainly never be forgotten.
Best wishes, Pete.
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What an adventure! I hope you continue to celebrate the entire month (my Pisces husband does)!
xox and cheers Birthday Pete
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I have tried for a month in the past, Lara. But those around me think a week is long enough! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Pete, it was a birthday adventure to be sure – just a terrifying one! Thanks for sharing with us!
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I have had some ‘hairy’ drives, John, but never in such watery conditions before. Stress levels were high! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Well, at the least, the birthday was far from boring. 70 is a milestone one.
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Thanks, Phil. We will certainly always remember my 70th! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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What an awful journey. I’m afraid we probably would have turned back. I’m glad you enjoyed the meal. Enjoy your quiet day.
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I suggested we returned when we were halfway there, but my wife was determined that I would have my birthday meal, Darlene.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Bless her! She’s a keeper for sure.
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It was very good of the restaurant to hold your table for you! Enjoy your quiet day!!
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Thanks, Liz. It would have been awful to have made that difficult journey and been turned away, so it was nice that they held the table.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yes, the drive sounded just horrendous.
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It was worse than even how I described it, Liz.
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Yikes!
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Sorry about your terrible journey, glad it was worth the effort
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Thanks, Sarada. If I had known how bad the trip would be, I would have cancelled the restaurant and stayed at home. Poor Julie was stressed out so badly.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Sorry that you had such a terrible journey to get to the restaurant, but at least you made it. I’m not sure what was in that deluge of rain yesterday, but all my windows were coated with some kind of brown staining this morning. Ugh. I was out cleaning them at 08:00!
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That coating is ‘red dust’ from the Sahara desert, Stevie. We didn’t get it in Beetley, but some of Julie’s friends at work have been complaining about it for days.
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/weather/weather-phenomenon-brings-saharan-dust-to-norfolk-8761932
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wow! Thanks for this info, Pete. I had no idea.
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The weather system arrived from North Africa. It made the local news I think.
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I’m glad the restaurant held your table for you, Pete. No fear of shorts for me yet: it’s lovely & sunny here today, after a dreich day yesterday, but still very chilly—nevertheless, the sun is always welcome. Cheers, Jon.
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It is supposed to warm up here tomorrow, so the shorts will be on for the Bird Park, Jon.
Best wishes, Pete.
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