This film was released to stellar reviews, both from critics, and many bloggers. I didn’t much like the sound of an ‘Agatha Christie-Style’ film that wasn’t actually written by Agatha, so waited until it arrived on TV (Film 4) to watch it. I finally got around to doing that last night.
Now I have to say that I rarely turn off a film before the end. I am usually happy to give even the most disappointing film its full running time, in the hope of being proved wrong. So if I tell you now that I turned this off after 45 minutes of its 2 hours+ running time, you are already getting some idea of how this review is going to go.
Let’s examine this in detail.
Stellar cast.
Daniel Craig.
Christopher Plummer.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Chris Evans. (Who?)
Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Toni Collette.
Michael Shannon. (Great actor)
Don Johnson.
M. Emmet Walsh.
Frank Oz.
And many more…
Written and directed by Rian Johnson. (No relative, never heard of him. Have you heard of him?)
What could go wrong?
Well the first thing that could go wrong is that Daniel Craig plays an American private detective called ‘Benoit Blanc’. Someone decided that this actor, who is from England, should play Benoit with a ‘Southern American’ (as in New Orleans) accent. That fell at the first hurdle, so completely ruined the film. In the same way that Dick Van Dyke’s ‘London’ accent completely ruined ‘Mary Poppins’.
Daniel Craig might be an accomplished actor in many roles, but accents are not his forte. And a deep-south American accent was one too far for his talents.
After that, someone gets killed, everyone else except Benoit is a suspect, and after listening to his accent for 40+ minutes, I turned off this lamentable film.
That’s it. That’s the review. It is bloody awful, and if you liked it, I must have been watching a different film.
Here’s a trailer.
If you want to see Agatha Christie done properly, watch this instead.
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I dislike films that yell at me to laugh. As far as I’m concerned, David Suchet IS Hercule Poirot. No other actor will do.
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My sentiments exactly, Liz. Suchet was born for the role! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Agreed to you both. It seems there are less ideas in the film industry, so they have to produce pseudo remakes. Thanks for the review, Pete! xx Michael
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Thanks very much, Michael.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Thanks for the waring. One to avoid. Warmest regards, Theo
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Yes, watching Asparagus grow is a better use of your time, Theo.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I can watch Asparagus grow, I have a patch, 🙂 Warmest regards, Theo
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I watched it on the recommendation of friends. I could never decide if it was a bad murder mystery or a bad spoof of a murder mystery.
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I see what you mean about Daniel Craig…completely wrong. Doesn’t even look American. Chris Evans is very popular here…Captain America or something like that. I only know through music videos I saw.
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I never watch super-hero comic films, (except Deadpool) so have no idea who Chris is.
Craig should be ashamed of his performance.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I enjoyed the film a lot when I saw it in cinemas. As I always say, different strokes for different folks. Great review as always Pete.
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Cheers, V. They are making sequels. God forbid!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I love your wittiness
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I just e-mailed you
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Okay mate, I will check that after I cook dinner. x
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I replied now. Back later.
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Netflix is releasing a sequel this December. And a second sequel is in the works. I have no interest in these films.
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Beth (below) mentioned that Daniel Craig has more outings as Benoit. He really should be ashamed of taking the money for such a dire performance. At least I watched it for free on mainstream TV, and was able to turn it off.
Thanks, David.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Although I managed to have it on all the way through, I was sleeping thru most of it. Otherwise I would have turned it off. What a waste of talent and tape.
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A perfect summation, Don! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I watched it, as e enjoy mysteries (and love Agatha Christie). I liked it ok, but didn’t really see what all the raving reviews were for.
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I might have liked it better without Daniel Craig’s terrible performance, Jeanne.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I didn’t review it kindly back when I saw it. Guessed the baddie right at the start and Craig’s accent was a travesty.
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What was Danny C thinking? I must have forgotten your review. My memory is terrible these days…
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pete, we were so psyched to watch it as we love Agatha Christie type films, but this was DREADFUL! It was so camp and smug and full of itself….happy that people loved it, but not us!
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I am so glad to hear you feel the same as I did. Smug is the word!
Best wishes, Pete.
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I know people loves it but we didn’t- or well
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Our daughters suggested this film and we quite enjoyed it.
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Well we can’t all like the same things, Peggy. If they had used an American actor to play Benoit, I might have liked it. I was actually embarrassed for Daniel Craig. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Fair enough.
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i actually did enjoy it, though it was a bit overwrought at times and daniel craig was an odd casting. i read that he was so well received in this role that they make another one with him in the same role cracking another case. not on par with the old christie’s, but entertaining
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Thanks for letting me know about another film, Beth. I will be ready to avoid it. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I thought it might be kind to warn you )
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My Sue loves Agatha….in all her endeavors….thanx for the review I shall let Sue know….chuq
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I hope Sue likes this better than I did, chuq.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I will let you know……chuq
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I would like to be able to believe that this film was a spoof, à la “Naked Gun” or “Clue” [what we call Cluedo] & others of that ilk, but I fear that isn’t the case here. I’m sure Daniel Craig had a whale of a time, happily banked the money and worried not a jot what it might do for his reputation. Stellar casts don’t always a stunning film make! 😉 Cheers, Jon.
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If it was meant to be a spoof, it failed at ‘Spoofiness’ too, Jon. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Hi Pete! Poor you! :-)))) I cannot hear the various dialects in English, but in my own I am very sensitive when it is obviously not a natural accent so I get that.
As I enjoyed this movie I will try to defend it a little. I think the reason why it did so quite well in the reviews is that it had been a long time since something was made with a new detective but keeping the old ‘rational’ way of finding out who did it. And the plot had at least a twist! (The final is bad, but right before it was the best part, but don’t watch it!!! It won’t be enough for you!) In other words, a new drop of water in a very dried out field! For myself, it felt entertaining in a relaxed way.
Thanks for your review!!! You made me smile!!!!
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Thanks for your comment, Helene. For me, the film failed in so many ways. Bad casting, not remotely funny, (if it was supposed to be) and lacking any real tension from the start. But if you enjoyed it, that’s fine. We can’t all like the same things. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Yes, and it even made me smile!! I myself was totally disappointed with the latest Death on the Nile, and since you mention tension, they definitely don’t get the tension right. Best wishes!
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I didn’t bother with the Death On The Nile film. My definitive version of that story is with David Suchet as Poirot on TV.
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Good call!
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Sounds par for the course for todays films – Boringly so!!!!
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I didn’t get it, Jack. It seemed pointless to me, and if it was supposed to be funny, it wasn’t.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Was it perhaps making fun of this kind of movie? I haven’t watched it but based on the trailer it looks tongue in cheek to me.
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That’s a possibility, Darlene. But the reviewers raved about it, leaving me wondering what I was watching.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Lol! You’re not selling it very well, Pete.
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For over two years, I have been reading rave reviews of this film. I have no idea what they were watching, Stevie. Daniel Craig was embarrassing to watch. I’m amazed I lasted 45 minutes.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I quite like watching Daniel Craig …
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I do sometimes, not with that accent though.
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