So I wake up after a decent sleep. It’s a sunny day, and not too hot. I am in a pretty good mood, all things considered.
An hour or so later, the post arrives.
A letter from Specsavers telling me that the DVLA have rejected my visual fields eye test. This despite passing it to the required standard, as confirmed by the opthalmologist on the day. And that was on the 17th of June, so they have taken their good time about it.
Now I have to make another appointment, take another trip to Fakenham, and sit the test all over again.
After a fit of rage involving many four-letter words, I telephone the optician in Fakenham. They are too busy to take my call, so I have to leave a message.
Regular readers will know that I first applied to renew my driving licence in February, seven months to the day I have received this letter. Since then, I have had to involve my member of parliament, the police in Norfolk, and have complied with every single thing the DVLA have asked me to do to get my renewed licence, including the June trip to take three separate eye tests they demanded.
And now this.
If I was paranoid, I would believe they are determined not to issue my licence at all, and are just repeating the test hoping to fail me and ensure that I can never drive again.
In that case, I must be paranoid.
Talk about ruin your day…
You know what they say: Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you”! ๐คฃ
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That’s very true, Ana. ๐
(I got the licence on the 12th, after that long wait.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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I thought you only had one chance at the eye test. As crappy as the DVLA is, you do get to take the test again. Perhaps they wanted to pick the optician or location?
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They picked it both times, Jennie. I also passed the first time, so the second test on the 9th was completely pointless. (And paid for by the UK taxpayer.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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I know you passed it, but didn’t recall that they picked the site. Taxpayer $$ hard at work. Ha! Let’s hope you get a date soon. Best to you, Pete.
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They have sent the renewed licence now, valid until 2025. ๐
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Hooray! You must have gotten a quick appointment for the eye exam. But…only good till ’25? Ours are good for five years from the date of issue.
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Once we turn 70, we have to renew every 3 years. It has been that way for a very long time here.
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I see. Well at least you have the license…seven months later. ๐
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Pete, my condolences on the fact you have to fight through this impersonal bureaucracy. While I have no experience with your situation, I can identify with seemingly fighting an uphill battle against what seems like long odds. Persistence may yet win the day, sir. My hope is in the end, this will all work out for you.
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Thanks very much, Bruce. I am trying to stay positive, but it is not easy.
Best wishes, Pete.
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this shocks me-I knew the thing had been a long and awful ordeal, but thought, surely it would work out. I know it will but what a long time it is taking. I so hope the worst is over and things will will move along with better speed. x a fan Michele
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Thanks very much, Michele. I will take your positives with gratitude.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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What a frustration, Pete. I’m feeling with you, and – asbefore – I’m keeping my fingers crossed: good luck, my friend.
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Thanks very much, Pit.
Best wishes, Pete.
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What a saga you couldn’t make it up , Pete. I do hope it gets sorted soon after your next eye test ๐ x
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Thanks very much, Carol.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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So sorry to hear about this Pete. Such inconvenience.
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So frustrating, Arlene.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I feel your frustration Pete and understand how this must be effecting you. At least (I think) you can continue to drive until they say they will not renew giving no option to retest, so on a positive let them take as long as they want (except for the buggerance ) enjoy the Norfolk countryside as you drive through the lanes.
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Cheers, Bobby. I have been told by the Police that I can continue to drive legally awaiting the renewal. So that is what I will do for now.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pete: Over here one would hire an attorney and sue the bastards. Warmest regards, Theo
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Thanks, Theo. That might be an option in due course.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pete, this is almost certainly not a personal issue. It is about inefficiency which does not make it any more palatable however, the only recourse you have is to take a deep breath and pursue the only option open to you and do whatever it takes to get your license. You have a legit license at the moment, take account of your positives and don’t allow frustration to rule the day. It is hard, of course but it’s the road you have to take. Have a read of Kafka’s The Trial . . . you will either slit your wrists or say, fuck this I’m gonna prevail . . Love and all the best, Ro xx
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Cheers, Ro. I read The Trial when I was in my teens, so get the reference.
Love to you both, Pete. xx
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Are you kidding me? I would be cussing too! Keep at it, beat them at their own game. You will pass and then they’ll have to acquiesce and give you your damn license! What a racket! xxoo, C
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Thanks, Cheryl. I cannot help thinking they are setting me up to refuse my licence. Even the optician does not understand why they want a re-test.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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I think it is their way of making their jobs seems vital and important. It makes no sense.
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Cuss words help me some times but this is outrageous, Pete. FOOK!
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Thanks, Lara. I am worn out with this nonsense now, to be completely honest.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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I am worried my friend. xox
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I can see why you might become paranoid! Absolutely unbelievable what they have put you through! Better go out for a long, long walk with Ollie! Hopefully, it will all work out in the end, and you can celebrate having a license again!
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I am past expecting anything good to come out of this fiasco, Susanne.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Understandable, Pete.
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It’s really shameful to see such dereliction of duty from a department designed to handle something so straightforward.
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They are still blaming the pandemic, John. I picture them doing nothing, and sitting around laughing at people being stressed out over driving licences.
Best wishes, Pete.
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The pandemic caused them to think stupidly about the test results?
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No, they had 60% of staff at home for almost 2 years, doing no work. The backlog was legendary.
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I’m so sorry, Pete! What a true nightmare!
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Thank you. It is a lot of stress that none of us need in an already difficult year.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Good luck Pete! So sorry everything is taking so long.
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Thanks very much, Dorothy. My main concern is whether or not they will renew it even if I pass the test again.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Hang in there! Do you have a body double?
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Only Steven Berkoff, and he is 85! ๐
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000925/
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ooooooh! Fingers crossed, Pete.
I go next week to renew my Drivers License. That consists mainly of an eye examination.
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Good luck with that, Don. I hope you don’t have to wait for 7 months after. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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I’m so sorry, Pete. It’s outrageous. Why do they have to be such bastards. I think I would be paranoid too. So much time wasting not just for you but everyone else.
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Thanks, Carolyn. I actually think they employ spiteful people who think it is funny to mess everyone around.
(No idea why your comment had to be approved.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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What an absolute nightmare, swords fail me. But donโt give up, because that will be what they are hoping you doโฆ..
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Not giving up, Sue. I have an appointment for the test again on Tuesday 9th, at lunchtime. But meanwhile my stress levels are making me feel quite ill.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Pete, please reduce the stressโฆ.
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Please dial 1-800-HITMAN and give the operator the address of the DVLA.
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They are lucky that angry people in the UK cannot buy assault rifles, David.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Good grief! Will this ever end?
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I doubt it will end until they find a reason to ban me from driving, Jude. It has a sense of the inevitable about it.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Pete, I do not even know what to say except that I can imagine the anger and frustration you must feel toward such incompetence. You would think if they really felt you shouldnโt be driving they would be more concerned about how much time has passed that you are still on the roads. It seems so ludicrous.
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Ludicrous is a good word, Maggie. I am also thinking ‘spiteful’.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I hope for a good resolution for you, Pete.
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Ouch! That is bad news.
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Very bad news for me, Robbie.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I am so sorry, Pete! Maybe they are preparing for an implanted driving license very soon. ๐ It seems the officials in the UK are sometimes much worser than here in Germany? Best wishes, Michael
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Our petty officials are some of the worst in the world, Michael.
They have far too much individual power.
Best wishes, Pete.
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that’s insane! hopefully you can get it sorted with a better outcome. don’t give up, as frustrating as it must be – also must be so stressful
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My current stress levels are off the scale, Beth.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Feel bad for you Pete, but keep going, it’ll happen eventually fingers crossed.
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It’s really getting me down now, FR.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Iโm so sorry, Pete. Finally got mine renewed after nine months. Iโd given up ever getting it approved by that point. I so hope you get yours sorted out soon! Hugs ๐๐
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Glad you got yours in the end, Harmony. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh bummer. Hope it all works out to your advantage.
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Fingers crossed for that, Peggy. It will change my life completely if they refuse my licence.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh, no! It’s unreal that the DVLA is still jerking you around.
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That’s why I am convinced it is deliberate, Liz.
Best wishes, Pete.
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What a nightmare….but that is what the DMV generates in most cases….good luck my friend chuq
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Thanks, chuq. The incompetence of our DVLA is staggering to behold.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Peace be with you
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Thanks very much, dear Annette.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh for Pete’s sake! This must be so frustrating for you.
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It is just heaping stress onto stress, Darlene.
Best wishes, Pete.
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feel free to share any 4 letter words or longer with us if you like!
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Thanks, Gavin. I try to keep the blog ‘family-friendly’. ๐
Best wishes, Pete.
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Wow Pete I am so sorry your still going through this. I know the these past 7 months have been very stressful on you. I am still hoping for a better outcome.
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Thanks, Christina. My stress levels are through the roof today!
Best wishes, Pete.
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