55 thoughts on “Thursday’s Memes”

  2. (1) Pauper English is actually doing good.
    (2) I was going to give her a piece of my mind, but I see she already has one.
    (3) The tale of Red Riding Hood was intended to be read by children, but it has been revisited by those who have managed to attain adulthood. And it’s just as frightening now as it was back then.
    (4) My faith in candor was shaken when San Andreas refused to admit any faults.
    (5) I don’t judge a woman by pounds. I judge a women by dollars. You can bank on that.
    (6) If women live on the edge, why haven’t I received any postcards from the edge?
    (7) You cannot expect to become unexpectedly rich.
    (8) Queen Grimhilde should have used self-checkout rather than foolishly asking the mirror, mirror on the wall who was the fairest of them all.

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  6. 🤣🤣 These may be among the best ones yet … else I was really just in the mood for some humour! I loved the first and second ones, but the “Don’t judge a woman by pounds and you won’t be judged by inches” actually had me laughing so hard that I nearly choked on my coffee!!! Great ones, Pete!

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  7. Why is it the people least capable of using self checkout drag double basket loads to the kiosk, stand around looking stupid and wait for an employee to show up and do it for them and double check every item that gets clocked? Pounds and inches brings to mind the old comeback convo – Sir, I didn’t know you had such a small organ. Madam, you didn’t tell me I’d be playing a cathedral!

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          2. I recently read that finishing a text with a full stop is considered bad form as it’s ending the conversation, or some such nonsense.

            Capitals have also gone. When I type something into a search bar, for example, a place name or a book title, which should have capitals, often the suggestion appears without.

            And one thing that annoys me is that almost no one uses a capital for the name of our planet. They use it for the others, Venus, Mars, Jupiter etc, but it’s nearly always earth.

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      2. We recently ‘upgraded’ to digital. We used to have voicemail, but didn’t have the identity of the person calling. Now we have the identity, but no voicemail! We can get voicemail free by going to the website and jumping through their hoops, but as I don’t actually know the password and my husband isn’t bothered, we no longer have that facility.

        However, we do get calls labelled as ‘Nuisance?’ which is useful as they can then be blocked. Everyone who we want to speak to (including doctor and dentist) is in our directory on the phone.

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