36 thoughts on “Monday’s Mix: Memes And Jokes”

  4. (1) Age 80: Made it to the rest home elevator with my walker, but damaged my spine as I leaned forward to press the G button. Now I’m bedridden for a month.
    (2) I’m old enough to remember when plastic bags were blamed for polluting the ocean—and burying one’s head in the sand was the solution!
    (3) “If life is a merry-go-round, I want to get off! I’m so busy, it’s making me dizzy!”
    (4) Old joke: Three friends who were are all wearing hearing aids were walking down the street. One of them said, “Oh, it’s windy today, isn’t it?” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday.” And the third one said, “I’m thirsty, too. Let’s go to a bar.”
    (5) Always look in a rear view mirror if you want to see how you looked ten years ago.
    (6) Douglas Adams had an inventive way with words.
    (7) Over at the Chicken Ranch, the ladies wake up with more than sufficient funds, but they also feel exhausted.
    (8) I once ordered a diet cola for all my friends. The waiter asked me, “And who is going to pick up the Tab?”

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          1. The reason I ask I have a small laptop in the sitting room and I had ignored it for about a month….it is Chrome so I turned it on and updated it and have had no problems at all….I wanted to see if I had the same problems as you….I did not….so I am confused at why you are singled out. chuq

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  16. I was out shopping one day with my son and we passed the building society. ‘Look at all those pensioners in there,’ I said. And then I thought, ‘Oh god – I’m a pensioner!’

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