35 thoughts on “Friday Fun: Mixed Memes”

  1. (1) Filling a pothole should be cheap.
    (2) I once got a “good time” promise from a streetwalker in Place Pigalle. (She didn’t deliver.)
    (3) Does Santa still smoke a pipe? (They don’t cotton to pipe smoking down south, they call it bowl evil.)
    (4) The worst sister shire sauce is made by an ill-tempered female Hobbit. I’m not sure what the best sister in the family does for a living, but she is said to have a pleasant personality. As for the middle sister, she just wanders around Middle Earth in her traveling pants.
    (5) Overheard:
    Man: “Who are you?”
    Grim Reaper: “I’m Deaf.”
    Man: “Are you here for me?”
    Grim Reaper: “Hear? No, I can’t hear a thing.”
    (6) Sarah had a ruff time at work.
    (7) That’s an Aldi but goodi.
    (8) “Back in my day, when I was your age, I was already much older.” (Benjamin Button)
    (9) I found the guy in the corner, and it didn’t even require rapid eye movement.

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        1. I went from 40 Lucky Stikes a day for 40 years, to an e-cig. Then changed later to a Vape device. I still use that now. It’s not great of course, but it has saved me around £100 a month that I was spending on cigarettes.

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          1. Quit. Be amazed what you can do with the extra time. And how much better your clothes smell🤣 I used to stop for a cig once or twice doing the yard. Took me an hour or more. Now I’m out in 20 minutes.

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