42 thoughts on “Monday Mix Of Humour

  1. (1) The one knocking at her door is indeed an ancestor…risen from the grave!
    (2) If she would stop reorganizing every little thing, her husband would know where to find the stuff he needs!
    (3) “Let them eat cake, and I scream!” (And that’s what happened, except the bourreau made her scream before the boulanger arrived with the cake.)
    (4) I’d like to paranoia because I only have one. It’s a lonely noia.
    (5) If she doesn’t get to the kitchen right away, her husband will come home to an empty table, and her goose will be cooked.
    (6) Does the weekend forecast also show a 0% chance of foreplay?
    (7) For even more harmony, don’t forget the harmony grits.
    (8) Do Braille readers hallucinate?
    (9) I’d be happy to have a fling with her.
    (10) I have so many passwords in my brain that they’ve created a log jam.

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  2. Good stuff there, Pete, thanks 😀 Raining steadily and quite heavily here, and it’s my day for collecting gd from school, so all the wet weather gear is going to have to be brought out later. Harrumph 😉 Cheers, Jon.

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