As any UK readers know, pub signs have been a long tradition in this country. For those of you who have never visited Britain, here are two examples.
With many pubs being bought out by large companies, corporate names have fast become the norm, and our towns and high streets have seen the old signs disappearing fast.
I thought it might be time for some new names for pubs, to better reflect our changing society, and our dependence on electronics in this century. As I have limited artistic skills, I have not attempted to draw them. Instead, I offer only some name suggestions that could be developed into signs by someone with good graphics skills.
And if anyone does that, remember where it originated!
If there was a pub in Beetley, I would like it to be called this.
THE BLOG AND DOG
For those of you hooked on Internet dating apps, how about this name?
THE SWIPE RIGHT
Those people who always forget their charger will be regulars here.
THE OUT OF BATTERY
Twitter users would have this obvious watering hole.
THE RETWEET
Anyone foolish enough to have already bought an all-electric car might like to stop for a beer here.
THE CHARGING POINT
Those phone users still on pay-as-you go options might like to meet up with others at their pub of choice.
THE TOP UP
Six selections for you, to get your minds ticking over.
Please add your own in the comments.
Haha!!!
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Glad you liked them, Jennie. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I did! Best to you, Pete.
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The Laughing Emoji?
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That’s a good one, Abbi. I hadn’t even thought of emojis. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Great ideas, Pete! You should make a official branding.
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Yes, I think I should register those domain names. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I like The Blog And Dog. I’d definitely go 😁 As for ideas for one, maybe borrow one from a meme and call it YouTwitFace 😁
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That’s a good suggestion, Jeanne.
See you in The Blog and Dog for a drink one day. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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The Binge Watch it is. Thanks for the laughs.
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Good choice! Thanks, Elizabeth.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Very clever. I love the old ones though and resist actual new rubbishy signs that have no charm and just are another form of self-promotion of a big company–yuck. Things I grew up with, like sports stadiums and bridges here in the US, have changed names to mostly pointless business names, but anyone older knows them only by the original names.
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Thanks, Donnalee. We have the same problem here with stadiums and football club grounds. So many are now named after the company that sponsors them.
Best wishes, Pete.
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It has to be the Blog and Dog!
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Glad you like that one, Sue. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Well, it has a rather charming ring to it!
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I can’t think of a clever one off the top of my head, but the small ‘pub’ that the comedian Jon Richardson has in his own back garden is called the Dog and Bastard! Not entirely tongue in cheek either, as he is a self-confessed grumpy git 😉 Cheers, Jon.
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If I had a pub in my garden, I would call it The Beetley Bolt-Hole.
Thanks, Jon.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Those small stores with signs like those are rapidly disappearing here eaten up by big corporations.
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Pub signs were once a feature of our towns and villages, Arlene. There are still many to be found.
Best wishes, Pete.
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The same thing has happened here….the small neighborhood bars are gone replaced with corporate….end of times. There use to be a small pub on a major highway, the Dew Drop In…..chuq
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Dew Drop Inn is familar from American films and songs, chuq. Sorry to hear your local one is no more.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Even the No Tell Motel is a thing of the past….LOL chuq
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I loved the Charging Point, a very positive name and it rings a bell…
“Ohh I’m so low on battery today, I feel I’m dead.”
“No worries darling! Let’s drive to the Charging Point!” 😀
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I will meet you in there, Shaily. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Many years ago my Ex was commissioned to photograph all the pub signs for a particular brewery in Somerset, Devon and Cornwall. It would have been a fu. Trip if our car was not on its last legs.
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That would have been an interesting assignment, I’m sure.
Thanks, Lucinda.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I think you should open The Blog and Dog Pete! The sign could be the silhouette of a Sharpei.
My creativity has seems to have deserted me, but there’s a bar in Alabama called Wish You Were Beer.😁
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That Alabama bar with the pun-name would be popular with David. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Korner Keyboard, Why are corporations buying up Pubs? And then why do they change the names of them? Is a pint that different from pub to pub that they need to brand them?
Warmest regards, Theo
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They sell cheap and pack them in, Theo. Every one of them looks the same, wherever they are. Like the coffee shops that replaced the old cafes. Thanks for your name! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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As I recall there was a lot of profit in both taverns and coffee shops. But, the owner had to be at the till. Warmest regards, Theo
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Great ones! How about… MEGAhops? If it goes well, it can branch to GIGAhops, TERAhops, etc. 🙂
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Good ideas, EW. The Terahops would be the biggest pub, I presume? 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Perish the thought! If successful (and it dies turn into a teraflop…. Yeap, computer puns have a strange way of sneaking up on you 🙂 ), why not continue with PetaHops, ExaHops, ZettaHops, YottaHops, the list continues until every village has one 🙂
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HUBBA PUBBA
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That might be a little ‘American’, David. But that might make it very popular. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I think Facebook people could drink at The Selfie Paradise. And for readers a cafe called The Kindle Korner. 😊
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I am sure that The Kindle Corner would be popular. And peaceful. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Ah you’re back from dystopia! Did you have a nice breakfast?
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It was OK. Then we went over to the east coast, to Happisburgh. Took Ollie for a walk along the cliff tops. At least it didn’t rain. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I have fond memories of Happisburgh beach, think I’ve got photos somewhere. Glad it didn’t rain (it is persisting down here) and that Ollie got his outing.
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Just posted some pics. Cloudy at times, and very windy. 🙂
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THE CHARGING POINT…I’ll definitely name my pub this…
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Pleased to hear that, B.Joe. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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HA! I would hate to see these unique names go by the wayside, but you are right Pete – perhaps you need to modernize them, like this:
THE DAILY DOWNLOAD
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Good suggestion! Thanks, John. 🙂
I should of course added the one that would be the most popular. 🙂
THE BINGE-WATCH
Best wishes, Pete.
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That is torn from today’s headlines for sure Pete! See you on the other side of your power outage!
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