(1) Nein to five? Works for me! (2) “I prayed all night long for a window seat. And who gets it? Francis the talking mule!” (3) Online dating must work. That couple is perfect for each other! (4) That’s a cool photo of the proud father, the A/C repairman! (5) Cyberdiapers were made for gigapoopers. (6) The actual photo does show a little bit mow. (7) “Refused gym membership? Oh well, back to the couch. There’s a football game on at three, and a six pack of beer in the fridge.” (8) I have as much interest in solar panels as an Inuk has for polar sandals. (9) Simple explanation: cats refuse to drink carbonated water. (10) Merging down to one plain? I’ve never herd of such nonsense! (11) Chief Broken Record is proud of his vinyl tent. It only cost him $45. Out-side A gets all the attention, but the chief is partial to in-side B, which is adorned with illustrations of Kokopelli playing the flute.
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Great fun. Also useful and funny after a week of first publication. xx Michael
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Glad you found them funny, Michael.
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Hilarious, Pete, especially the cats with the solar panels. What a good idea.
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Just a shame the cats could not be wired up to the grid!
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Surely they have a wireless transmission system just for cats. Warmest regards, Ed
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😂🤣
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(1) Nein to five? Works for me!
(2) “I prayed all night long for a window seat. And who gets it? Francis the talking mule!”
(3) Online dating must work. That couple is perfect for each other!
(4) That’s a cool photo of the proud father, the A/C repairman!
(5) Cyberdiapers were made for gigapoopers.
(6) The actual photo does show a little bit mow.
(7) “Refused gym membership? Oh well, back to the couch. There’s a football game on at three, and a six pack of beer in the fridge.”
(8) I have as much interest in solar panels as an Inuk has for polar sandals.
(9) Simple explanation: cats refuse to drink carbonated water.
(10) Merging down to one plain? I’ve never herd of such nonsense!
(11) Chief Broken Record is proud of his vinyl tent. It only cost him $45. Out-side A gets all the attention, but the chief is partial to in-side B, which is adorned with illustrations of Kokopelli playing the flute.
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I would imagine that where you live, solar panels could provide all of your electricity free of charge. (After the initial investment of course.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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Tesla diapers, priceless. I love the solar panels and the single plain!
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I am happy that you found some to enjoy, Carolyn.
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Good ones, Pete, thanks 😀 Cheers, Jon.
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Cheers, Jon. Hope you have a good weekend.
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The Tesla diapers remind me of a diaper commercial we’re seeing that feature a “blow-out barrier.” Ew.
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We have something similar here, the Pampers ‘poonami’ ads on TV.
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LOL, Pete. A lot of real crackups. The couple holding the baby with the proud father? looking thru the window…
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I enjoyed a lot of these too. Thanks, Don.
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Thanks for the big smiles!
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Big smiles are good!
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Yes, they are! Best to you, Pete.
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Pope on the bus!
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The look on her face is priceless, and he’s holding her hand!
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Sore cheeks from grinning!
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That’s a ‘good sore’. Thanks as always, Annette.
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Dating and Facebook are the best…..good post chuq
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Thanks, chuq.
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Online dating got me! 😀 😀
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Yes, that’s a modern classic.
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