(1) I, too, am fond of good food. (2) If books could kill… (3) Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a guy’s best friend. (4) That suitor is about to wreak havoc in the hammock. (5) A drunken doomsayer in Bodega Bay, California once proclaimed, “It’s the end of the world!” (He later told Mitch and Melanie, “You lovebirds can stick around if you like, but I’m going to hitch my way out of town!”) (6) I’ve identified the quick and the dead in that painting as Ellen and Cort. (7) Well, at least she didn’t marry Johnnie Aysgarth! (You had a sneaking suspicion I’d bring that up.) (8) “One time I ate dog food. But I soon realized that puppy love is not all it’s cracked up to be.” (9) Overheard: Said the man: “Cleaning my room is such a chore. Do I really have to do this?” Quoth the raven, “Nevermore!” (10) Adam, complaining to God: “Why does Eve always sleep on my side?” (11) If that lady thinks she’s going to find a better man, she’s barking up the wrong tree.
I can really relate to that one. I sorted out the garden shed 5 years ago, and became totally distracted by finding all kinds of crap I thought was lost forever. So I tidied it away carefully, then forgot where I had put it!
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The one about the best spouse. Lol Do we need a proof? đ xx Michael
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Glad you enjoyed them, Michael.
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I love these ladies. Very witty!
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Happy to hear you like them, Olga.
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I’m telling you, museums would have a lifetime source of income if we projected these comments onto the paintings…
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They should definitely consider doing that, if only for some special events.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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That’s a good comeback to remember.
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(1) I, too, am fond of good food.
(2) If books could kill…
(3) Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a guy’s best friend.
(4) That suitor is about to wreak havoc in the hammock.
(5) A drunken doomsayer in Bodega Bay, California once proclaimed, “It’s the end of the world!” (He later told Mitch and Melanie, “You lovebirds can stick around if you like, but I’m going to hitch my way out of town!”)
(6) I’ve identified the quick and the dead in that painting as Ellen and Cort.
(7) Well, at least she didn’t marry Johnnie Aysgarth! (You had a sneaking suspicion I’d bring that up.)
(8) “One time I ate dog food. But I soon realized that puppy love is not all it’s cracked up to be.”
(9) Overheard:
Said the man: “Cleaning my room is such a chore. Do I really have to do this?”
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore!”
(10) Adam, complaining to God: “Why does Eve always sleep on my side?”
(11) If that lady thinks she’s going to find a better man, she’s barking up the wrong tree.
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I certainly wasn’t expecting Hitchcock’s ‘Suspicion’. Well done, David.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Several of these were laugh-out-loud funny, the one with “I love you/One time I ate dogfood” in particular.
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Happy to hear you laughed out loud, Liz.
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Found or created, they are neat. Warmest regards, Ed
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To be honest, I wouldn’t even know how to add text to a photo like they do.
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Haha, Pete. I didnât realize that not hearing the kids at night is a side of the bed thing. I wish Iâd known earlier in life đ¤Łđ
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Luckily, I never had any children.
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These are great, especially the man who ate dog food! That made me laugh out loud.
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Men do say silly things.
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Pete, I’ll never look at classical paintings in the same way! The last one catches her mood perfectly!! đ
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Whoever does these is very clever, Annika.
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I love these you do to old paintings..clever!
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I sadly can’t take the credit, Mary. I find them already done, on Pinterest.
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Goodies to make my morning, Pete.
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Always happy to make your morning, Don.
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So funny!!
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So glad you think so, Jennie.
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Oh, brilliant – the less shady forest, and the end of the world!
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Both such good comebacks, and worth remembering!
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THese are truly great….act dead and cleaning go my laugh machine into gear this morning….it is 0500. chuq
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Glad to give you a laugh at that time in the morning, chuq.
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A chuckle and coffee makes the day so much better….thanx chuq
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These art works ones you keep finding are my faves. WTH is that cleaning your room one all about?? đ¤Łđ¤Ł
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I can really relate to that one. I sorted out the garden shed 5 years ago, and became totally distracted by finding all kinds of crap I thought was lost forever. So I tidied it away carefully, then forgot where I had put it!
Best wishes, Pete.
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It is a 2010 surrealist painting, by Mike Davis. The title is ‘Master Of His Own Reality’.
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Good title!
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Lovely chuckles there, Pete, thanks đ Cheers, Jon.
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I might be running out of these soon, but I do enjoy them.
Best wishes, Pete.
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