38 thoughts on “Weekend Humour: More Paintings Memes”

  10. (1) Next, he drew a giraffe standing in a 6-ft. deep well.
    (2) It will be embarrassing if she loses the hair tie.
    (3) Overheard at the Roman slave auction:
    Man #1: “I was married once to an island dominatrix from Decimoputzu, so I know what it’s like to be a slave.”
    Man #2: “You’re such a putz!”
    (4) Six hundred years later, the Starship Betsy Ross (NCC-1701-R) visited the Running Dog Nebula.
    (5) What goes around comes around. Justin Bieber’s songs always choke me up.
    (6) And then the doggie treats were doubled, and he became a morbidly obese boy.
    (7) The key to looking amazing is producing your videos with a state-of-the-art beauty filter.
    (8) Did you hear about the buxom lady who ordered a sports bra three sizes too small? Her cups runneth over!
    (9) Food for thought: Space probes don’t use WiFi because the signal is rather poor in our corner of the galaxy.
    (10) My relationship with the first woman I dated failed for three reasons: (1) She wore a sports bra on her head (embarrassing!); (2) she played strip poker with me and my buddies (loser!); and she owned a long-legged cat (obnoxious!).

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