These are great, Pete! 😀 My house used to look a lot better when I had clients coming and going all the time. Now, it’s ‘whatever, whenever’ and we rarely have visitors. 😆 Getting up off the floor also takes some doing. 😝
These are great. Take it down/up a notch…that would be me! Also going to the store and cooking dinner. The elephant really made me chuckle. And the wizard!
That last one was funnier than a one-legged man and a legally blind man in an ass-kicking contest. Local wild burros have nothing to worry about. Heehaw!
LOL, Pete. Third one really hits home. and so does the elephant from Amazon, it actually comes with instruction, something that Amazon neglects to do at times
That last one is Sam all over. We’ve got yet another funeral to go to next week, and he came out with “Four funerals and no wedding”, which just about sums it up.
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These are fabulous and some, unfortunately, quite relevant. The dark humour one is… spot on!
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Dark humour really appeals to me, but I limit it on my blog rather than possibly cause offence.
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These are great, Pete! 😀 My house used to look a lot better when I had clients coming and going all the time. Now, it’s ‘whatever, whenever’ and we rarely have visitors. 😆 Getting up off the floor also takes some doing. 😝
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I can relate to both of those too.
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getting things done at home and getting up off the floor are my best
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I know I can certainly relate to those.
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Why is it the funniest things are politically incorrect🤣🤣 Because they are.
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Black humour always appeals to me, Phil.
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Yep, how to get up off the floor….
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Julie and I are both at that stage, and understand that completely.
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A plan on how to get up off the floor cracked me up! It’s amazing how much gets done when someone is coming over. Thanks for the laughs, Pete!
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Both of those are so easy to relate to, Jennie.
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Yup! 🙂
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These are great. Take it down/up a notch…that would be me! Also going to the store and cooking dinner. The elephant really made me chuckle. And the wizard!
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I liked the elephant one a lot!
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That last one was funnier than a one-legged man and a legally blind man in an ass-kicking contest. Local wild burros have nothing to worry about. Heehaw!
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That dark humour really appeals to me, David.
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more than giggles galore
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Very happy to hear that, Annette.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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LOL, Pete. Third one really hits home. and so does the elephant from Amazon, it actually comes with instruction, something that Amazon neglects to do at times
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That elephant one is so clever!
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That last one is Sam all over. We’ve got yet another funeral to go to next week, and he came out with “Four funerals and no wedding”, which just about sums it up.
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Dark humour can get you through such events. We were all like that when I was in the Ambulance Service.
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And in the hospital too.
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That last one is pretty twisted, but it struck me funny anyway. But what’s the deal with the wizard on a plank??
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No idea about the wizard, just the town eccentric, I suspect. The last one really made me laugh, even though I shouldn’t have.
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Love the elephant from Amazon, I’m off to order one! 🤣
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It probably won’t be long before they start selling pets.
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Life can be kinda hard, I guess……… 😉 Happy Monday! [good name for a group] Cheers, Jon.
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The state of those guys these days.
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All are terrific especially the Amazon one….very funny chuq
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That is a modern classic I reckon.
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Just curious Pete, where do you get all these laughable memes?
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On Pinterest, Arlene. Just search for the subjects that interest you. Here is a sample link, you don’t have to be a member or sign in.
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/search/pins/?q=old%20paintings%20memes&rs=rs&eq=&etslf=3978
Best wishes, Pete.
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