Thinking Aloud on A Sunday

Sport.

I woke up thinking about sport today. The World Cup final happens later, along with the Wimbledon Tennis final too. For the last three or four weeks, the television schedules have been consumed with sport of all kinds. Not just the Football and Tennis, also Darts, Golf, Formula One car racing, and for all I know, Tiddlywinks and Pick Up Sticks. Most people are sport-mad it would seem, and don’t care what they watch, as long as it qualifies as a ‘sport’. Cycling, Marathons, Athletics, Swimming, Cricket, Bowls, Curling, the list is endless, and they all have their devoted followers.

But they don’t have me.

I haven’t followed sport since I was young. Unless my Dad or someone else wanted to watch it on TV, I never bothered with any of it. But if he was home, then I could guarantee endless hours of Snooker, or anything else sport-related being shown. I grew so bored with it in my teens, especially when there were so few channels to choose from back then. He would even watch Golf, though he never once played the game. It was implied to me, in no uncertain terms, that real men watched sport, any sport. If I didn’t want to watch any, then my gender was in dispute, as far as he was concerned.

It didn’t get any better once I started work. Colleagues would discuss the weekend results with enthusiasm, and visibly blanch when I remarked that I hadn’t watched anything, or checked the scores. New staff would invariably ask what team I supported, so I would make up an affiliation to Tottenham Hotspur, (a top London soccer team) just to save hours of debate and argument. But I rarely knew their last result, or even who played for them, so I had to keep my responses vague. When national pride was on the line, with a big match against another country, or regular events like the Cricket Ashes, or Rugby finals, people stared at me open-mouthed when I said that I didn’t care who won. And I really didn’t.

As I got older, I became ‘Sportist’, openly declaring that I had no interest, and happily debating the reasons why. Formula One was cars just going round and round. Football was all about the money, Cricket was fixed, and rife with corruption, Golf was so dull to watch I couldn’t stay awake, and every Snooker game I had ever seen looked just like the one before. The Olympics were political, and many medal winners were using drugs to enhance their performance, and Tennis was dominated by the same four players, every year. Might just as well watch last year’s final, as the same two were playing in it again this year. I pulled out my soap box, stood on it, and denounced all this national and international sport as dull, boring, fixed, or uninteresting.
It was a lonely place, that soap box.

I got some support from my wives of course. Women (at the time) tended to like sport a lot less than men, generally speaking, and they were pleased to be married to someone who didn’t insist on watching everything and anything. During major tournaments, we would be watching a film on the VHS player, occasionally hearing the cheers from nearby houses, when the English team did something good. During such events, our car would not be flying small England Flags, and I would not be seen dead wearing a shirt with an England motif. No bunting or banners would festoon our house, and I was never seen in the local pub, full of beer and celebrating a success, however major. (Or minor)

Now I am officially ‘old’, I can finally get away with telling people “I don’t follow any sport”. They no longer argue about it with me, presuming I am either weird, or might have early onset dementia.

Bermondsey summers

What is it about memory, that makes us remember summers as being better in our youth? Ask most people about the weather, and they will almost always agree that the summer was better when they were young.

Six weeks of unbroken sun, school holidays spent outside, with perhaps the occasional thundery shower, that helped to clear the air. Given that this might span a time period from 1958, to 1998, it cannot really have any basis in fact. Although I do not have the real statistics to hand, (and cannot be bothered to look them up) I am sure that we didn’t always have fabulous summers, with weeks of Mediterranean heat, and unbroken blue skies. So why is it that this is how I remember them?

Before we moved to Kent, when I was fifteen years old, I spent my summers on the streets of Bermondsey, a South London district, close to the River Thames. There may have been a two-week family holiday, usually to Cornwall, and there were also weekends in Essex, staying at my Nan’s caravan, but mostly, it was ‘playing out’ with mates.

This was sometimes on the still-present bomb sites, derelict areas caused by wartime raids, and often near my Nan’s house, where we played various games on the pavements, and in the roads. We might also venture into Southwark Park, where there was a good play area, with a climbing net over a sandpit, and a large roundabout. In the other direction, the smaller St James’s park boasted an unusual slide, with a closed-in top, resembling a wooden fort.

I might also wander down to the river, where the busy docks were then still working flat out, and look at the huge cargo ships, spinning cranes, and passing river traffic. This might involve slipping past the Dock Police, who were supposed to stop us going in, or just going to Cherry Garden pier, with direct access to the riverside, where we could play at low tide. Once out, we rarely returned home until the agreed deadline; if we needed to pee, we did it up a tree, and we had our pocket money, for any drinks or snacks that we wanted.

The most enduring memory, whether false or not, is of good weather that enabled us to play, however and whenever we wanted. We played cricket, with pieces of wood, and any ball we could find. Football of course, with old boxes for goalposts, and if there were not enough of us to make up teams, then it was up against a wall, or one in goal, with the ‘three goals and in’ rule applying. We would always assume the identity of the star players of the day, and would argue, until allowed to keep our choice. The playmates were generally neighbours, and any other kids who just happened to be hanging about, as we rarely ventured outside our world, the small borough that was Bermondsey.

Being boys (there were rarely girls, except sisters who had to be looked after) we liked to play at war. Although the Second World War was fresh to us, and we still had the evidence in the bomb-sites, we did not restrict ourselves. We also liked to pretend to be knights in armour, using all sorts of adapted implements and household items to simulate medieval attire. We would go to the local ‘shop that sold everything’, and buy garden canes, one long, and many short. They were affordable with our small amounts of pocket money, and with some old string obtained from anywhere, they magically transformed into bows and arrows. With these, we could be the English archers at Agincourt (we had all seen Henry V), or just as easily become fierce Apache warriors, opposing the U.S. Cavalry.

Toy guns, discussed at length in another post, would be prized in these conflicts, and those not lucky enough to have one made do with suitably shaped pieces of wood or metal. At times, there could be as many as thirty of us on each side; one group defending an area, the other attacking with screams and whoops. These battles were not without their casualties. Stones and bricks were often thrown, and the large numbers of flying ‘arrows’ also caused eye injuries. Even if you survived the skirmish, you could be sure of scraped knees, scuffed shoes, and torn clothing. Nobody got an ambulance though, or a trip to the hospital. You went home, to get Germolene on your scrapes, and a telling off for spoiling your clothes. Before getting out again, as soon as possible, to rejoin the fray.

I can still feel the heat, even now. The pavements felt uncomfortably hot when you sat down. Dogs dozed outside houses, grumpy if approached. Ants were everywhere, and sometimes, huge numbers of winged ants would emerge, their desire to fly off sparked by the increasing temperature. You were always thirsty. The parks had water fountains, operated by pushing a plunger, and then you had to try to drink from it, craning your head awkwardly. Older fountains had large metal cups, attached by chains. They were probably unhygienic, but the water always tasted fresh from them.

If all else failed, you would knock on any door, and ask for a drink of water, from a complete stranger. It was never denied, as it was a very different world then. If you had money, you could buy a drink, or better still, an Ice Pole or a Jubbly. Ice Poles were long tubes of frozen, flavoured water, encased in a polythene shell. You bit off the top, and pushed the pole up as you ate it. Jubblies were even better, but cost 3d. They resembled a pyramid, and were really frozen solid. They contained a tasty orange ice, and were in a waxy cardboard container. Peeling off one corner, the Jubbly would appear, and could be slid in and out, as required. Even in the full heat of summer, they would last a long time, and were a great refreshment.

When I moved to the new maisonette in Bermondsey, aged eight, we had communal gardens. These became my new playground. With the other kids from the flats, of all ages, we would play in the wartime air-raid shelters, on the older estate opposite. As we had a ground and first floor, we would leap from the stairwell halfway up, pretending to be parachutists at Arnhem. With earth and grass to include in our games, we would dig out tiny trenches, and place our toy soldiers in them. We even poured water into them, to simulate the mud we had seen in the films. A good game like this could involve up to six kids, with a few hundred toy soldiers, in an impressive trench network that we kept going for days, if not weeks, on end.

When I got a bike, a whole new world of summer play opened up for me. We would cruise around in large numbers, pretending to be fighter planes, attacking each other with loud machine-gun noises, covering a good few miles each day. Other times, we would ‘obtain’ broom handles, and stage elaborate jousting contests, slavishly following all the rules, just as we had seen in the films. Pedalling rapidly towards each other, we fearlessly clashed our broom handle ‘lances’; if someone fell off their bike, the other boy would get off also, and continue the contest with wooden swords. And it was still hot, always hot.

This was pretty much how it carried on, until I became too old for play, and started to read, or listen to music in my bedroom instead. By the time we moved to Kent, I had stopped noticing the heat of the summers, but I vividly remember the open doors, to let in air, and the sound of the younger kids, out playing until past 9pm, enjoying the warmth.

Nothing will persuade me that those summers are a myth, or just a rose-tinted memory.