Let me know when you are fed up seeing these. I can’t get enough of them!
I see eight people, not four. Can’t they count?
The record you never knew you needed.
This one is wrong on so many levels.
In the days before leg-waxing became popular?
This must have appealed to a ‘niche market’, surely?
Lena was once a very popular child entertainer in the UK, but this would never work in today’s world.
Another one that would be ‘cancelled’.
A scary clown with a small boy on his lap? NO!
A ventriloquist’s dummy and blatant sexual innuendo. Unbelievable.
Talk about ‘obvious’. And what is that furry coat/title innuendo all about?
Three for you to buy in time for Halloween.
I admit I love the monster-themed ones, Pete. Some of the others are truly creepy, though. Thanks for sharing!
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Creepy indeed!
Thanks, Olga.
Best wishes, Pete.
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As for the first, maybe there is 4 that count and 4 that don’t count. As for most all of the others, creepy, very creepy, Pete.
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There are much creepier ones, Don. I spare you from having to see those. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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these are hilarious, Pete. keep them coming! the hairy legs are gross! lol
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There are lots more out there, Wilma. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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😳😂🙄
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Lurch goes Latin is a classic. The Clown and little Bobby is a candidate for tomorrow’s post on rolling your own from public domain material🤣
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Looking forward to seeing that, Phil.
Best wishes, Pete.
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I am searching everywhere for this music! Do you have a link?
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They just keep getting better.
Keep ‘‘em coming Pete 👍😄😄
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Glad you are enjoying them, Bobby.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh dear! Warmest regards, Ed
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Every time, I still wonder ‘what were they thinking?’.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Um Pete, some of these HAVE to be parodies! RIGHT?!?!?!?!? Hilariously wrong but so entertaining!
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John, I am more convinced than ever that most of them (90%+) are genuine. Many can be found on You Tube, and you can listen to tracks from them. (If you would ever want to of course.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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WOW!
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(1) I see sixteen people on the Nottingham Four album cover. But maybe I’ll count again once I’m sober.
(2) The Sound of Combat Training: “Run! Run for your life!”
(3) I’m going to be really disappointed when I go to heaven if all I can get is an inflatable doll. “Where the hell did all the real women go?!”
(4) “We Like Ugly Women” lyrics include: “Don’t shave those legs!” (Bobby Jimmy and the Critters)
(5) I wonder if the Auntie Tina Dixon album was recorded in Carlsbad Caverns? And if the pervert’s name is Carl (or maybe Carl with a K)?
(6) Overheard:
“Ma! He’s making eyes for me!”
“It’s okay, dear. You’re Frosty the Snowman’s daughter. He doesn’t want you to go through winter blind!”
(7) “He touched me. And I liked it. I liked it a lot! In fact, I liked it so much that I want to sing about it!”
(8) Oh, that’s a circus clown? I thought it was a certain politician!
(9) Sadly, Dick and Willie don’t understand how to assume the 69 position.
(10) Lady, keep your mouth away from that guy’s trumpet!
(11a) The Transylvania Polka: “I’m going polka couple o’ holes in your neck!”
(11b) That’s Lurch? I thought it was a certain climate czar.
(11c) I like “Frankenstein Rock,” but I’m waiting to hear the Brita Cyborg cover.
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10) I was thinking exactly the same, David. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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What a riot but it’s a bit creepy that they ever came to be. I’m trying to remember a couple of old LP’s from when I was a kid but they were naughty, not weird.
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Let me know when you remember them, and I will look them up. 🙂
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I’m going to need to give Lurch Goes Latin a listen immediately! 🤣
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Let me know if you like it, Maddy. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete. x
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I never get tired of these. 🙂
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Thanks for letting me know. There will be more! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I’ll never have enough of these, Pete! 😀
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Very happy to hear that, Annabelle. 🙂
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Ouch! These are bad except the Alena one. That looks fine for the era.
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Yes, Lena was popular at a more ‘innocent’ time, Robbie.
Best wishes, Pete.
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OK, I confess. I went on YouTube and listened to “Dracula Cha-Cha.” The song is even worse than the album cover.
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I always presume they will be, Liz. So I spare myself actually listening to the music. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Probably the more prudent decision.
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I remember Lena!
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She later suffered from anorexia and other issues, then died at the age of 35 from pneumonia.
Best wishes, Pete. x
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Oh I was just going to say wonder what happened to her, that’s awful.
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Nobody is getting tired of seeing these.
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Thanks for letting me know, John.
Best wishes, Pete.
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These are hilarious, especially the one with the blow-up doll. I’d forgotten all about Lena Zavaroni – I suspect everybody else has too.
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She died at the young age of 35, from pneumonia brought on by anorexia. I have never forgotten how toe-curling her performances were.
Best wishes, Pete.
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Oh, I didn’t realise she had died. Thanks for the info, Pete.
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have to share… 😀
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It is even worse than I imagined, FR.
Best wishes, Pete.
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🤣
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so twisted and I love the Halloween ones
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I wonder if people still play them at Halloween? (I wouldn’t know as I don’t celebrate it.)
Best wishes, Pete.
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I think retro albums are huge popular
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Just GROSS
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Some of these amaze me, Sue. They were actually released for sale!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Some amaze and disgust me, Pete
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I cannot even imagine who actually went out and bought them.
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Doesn’t bear thinking about, Pete
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I tell peeps that the world has only just gone crazy. I tell them we was brought up normal. Maybe i brought the wrong records.
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I hope you never bought any of these, Gavin. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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