56 thoughts on “Midweek Funnies”

  7. Coming from Oklahoma I can appreciate the casino toons. A long time freind of mine and excellent bass player used to answer the “You know what time it is” question with “Nope, but I guarantee whatever time it is a drunk somewhere is singing ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ in a karaoke bar and a radio station is playing ‘Don’t Look Back’.” I have a pyramid comment but it’s coming in a post. Fun Stuff!

    Like

    Reply

  8. (1) And what about Lepro cons?
    (2) Hendrix never sang “Jimi Crack Corn,” and I don’t care.
    (3) If the pizza delivery man looked like Little Caesar, that would be even more suspicious!
    (4) In Las Vegas, the casinos opted against sloth machines, as they knew players would demand a quicker payout.
    (5) Aliens invented pyramid schemes. I think that’s the point of the cartoon.
    (6) North of Las Vegas, you’ll find the Las Vegas Paiute Golf Resort. That shoots a hole in the theory that Native Americans only make money off of casinos!
    (7) Oh, the horror! Wile E. Coyote should never, ever have agreed to star in The Anvil Dead remake. (Sam Raimi offered the role as a “thank you” for Wile E.’s many purchases of products made by Acme Corporation. As you know, Raimi is on the board of directors. Raimi’s real motivation for offering the role to Wile E. Coyote, however, was to punish him for showing to the world just how useless Acme products actually are.)
    (8) Overheard:
    Critical Cowboy: “You have a strawberry angel food cake in that box. I don’t care what’s written on the box, pardner. You can’t fool me! Humph! CHAW, my ass!”
    Costco Cowboy: “Actually, that would be my horse’s ass.”
    (9) Born to be wild, but with a gondola instead of a bike. (Seems like a bad twist of fate, but there’s nothing he can do about it now. It’s water under the bridge.)
    (10) Ah! The Big Bang! theory. That’s an old one!
    (11) They later nabbed the Karaoke Killer when he auditioned for America’s Got Talent. He should have dropped “Don’t Stop Believin'” in favor of “Tequila.”
    (12) True Corporate Crime ran an article about how smartphones corrupt young minds. And Week Monthly pointed out how confused kids are in these modern times.

    Like

    Reply

        1. He had to be put to sleep on the 20th of February, Alex. We had a diagnosis of throat cancer last December, and he was doing okay until the last day. It was 8 days after his 12th birthday. We are both heartbroken to have lost him.

          Like

          Reply
  18. Pingback: Midweek Funnies | Ned Hamson's Second Line View of the News

All comments welcome

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.