35 thoughts on “Midweek Chuckles”

  11. (1) Not all women are bombshells, of course. (Just like not all men are hunks.)
    (2) When I saw that clown cartoon, I almost died laughing. Almost.
    (3) So hollow out the coconut, stick in the message, plug the hole, and toss it in the ocean. Sounds like a slam dunk to me! (The dolphins will have fun playing maritime basketball with it, as there are plenty of nets abandoned by fishing trawlers that can be used for the game.)
    (4) I’m reminded of the convention climax in Galaxy Quest…
    (5a) I have a pair of Crocs. Unfortunately they are not made of genuine crocodile hide, but rather a closed-cell resin material. I complained in person to their customer service department, but the only “sympathetic” response I got was crocodile tears.
    (5b) I was going to buy a bottle of Gatorade for my next hike. But then I discovered that alligator milk was not listed among the ingredients.
    (6) “Hello again, Matryoshka! My, oh my, you are such a doll. And a terrific customer, too!”
    (7) When paint brushes and camera lenses collide…
    (8) Speaking of dam idiots, some influencers like to dangle their feet off the edge of the parapet on Hoover Dam. Apparently, some of their followers believe it’s safe to do the same. Those idiots will fall for anything!
    (9) He only has a one in twelve chance of taking away his wife’s knitting needle. Judging by the looks of her, I’d say the odds are in his favor.

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