Away from the main tourist spots, London hides some little-known secrets. I found photos of some of them.
The Flat House. Thurloe Square, Kensington. To squeeze the square against the railway line, but keep the architecture consistent, the builders had to make this last house in line wedge-shaped. View it from the right point, and it looks like it’s about to fall down.
The Trompe L’oeuil Houses, Paddington. Nos 23 and 24 don’t exist, despite being decorated with proper window and door frames and balconies. The windows are only painted on because there’s nothing behind: the ‘houses’ sit over an Underground railway.
The Giant Plug, Ganton Street. This plug serves no purpose, and is either an advertisement for an electricity supplier or an art installation.
London’s oldest surviving house, Cloth Fair. First lived in during 1590, this house survived the Great Fire and WW2. Though slightly modernised, it is unchanged in style.
The oldest shopfront, Artillery Lane. Unchanged since 1756, nobody is sure what was originally sold here.
The Roman Bath, Strand Lane. It’s a National Trust property which is the remains of a Roman bath. To see it, you press a light switch on the outside wall and peer in through a grimy window with a grille.
Vauxhall Bridge Statues. If you look over the side of the otherwise unremarkable Vauxhall Bridge, you see eight large female figures depicting the arts and sciences that adorn the upstream and downstream sides of the bridge. One holds a palette and a little sculpture of a person, and Miss Architecture 1906 holds a model of St Paul’s Cathedral.
The South London Submarine, Mostyn Gardens, Camberell. This a vent for a boiler system below, and it was designed to look just like a submarine.
The Bermondsey Tank, Mandela Way. A developer bought a triangle of land, intending to build on it. However, the local Council refused planning permission for any permanent structure. To show his anger, the man imported a genuine Soviet T-34 tank from Czechoslovakia, and dumped it on his land.